I think I failed a SAN check

[Hobby Services]

I mean, this doesn't actually exist, does it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyaruko:_Crawling_with_Love



I'm just imaging that Japan has produced an entire light novel series with accompanying harem anime and PS game featuring Nyarlathotep as a schoolgirl, right?  This is one of the most disturbing delusions I've ever had.  MUCH worse than the thing with the fishbats.

I'm going to go take my meds and lay down for a bit.  And then maybe paint another Eye of Gulvoth to make me feel better.

If anyone tells me there are minis for this abomination I'm going to scream.

[Duke Donald]

I agree that's a bit weird!

Would you like me to sculpt a few minis for this setting ?

[Hobby Services]

I agree that's a bit weird!

Would you like me to sculpt a few minis for this setting ?

Like it's not bad enough Reaper's new releases for October are almost all obscenely cutesy chibi monsters from films, books, and the Mythos itself, now you offer me figs Great Old Ones playing schoolgirl?  I believe this expresses my feelings on the subject adequately:



And OF COURSE the redhead is Cthuga.  Naturally.  Makes perfect sense.

On the plus side, at least for once we can be absolutely sure none of the harem are below legal age or related to the protag by blood.  Freaking Japan...