Author Topic: Beaverlick Falls - Pics of the town so far (11/01/19) (Read 38747 times)

FifteensAway · « **Reply #90 on:** April 25, 2018, 01:37:21 AM »

I want to see a nice little cafe in Beaverlick. And you can call it Felineniverous Cafe. Go on, now, I triple three-legged dog dare ya!

Dr DeAth · « **Reply #91 on:** April 25, 2018, 02:11:49 AM »

Quote from: FifteensAway on April 25, 2018, 01:37:21 AM

I want to see a nice little cafe in Beaverlick. And you can call it Felineniverous Cafe. Go on, now, I triple three-legged dog dare ya!

The cafe is already on the drawing board, 'Beaverlick Eatery'. They do a Saturday night "All the beaver you can eat for a $1" special and there's always Cream Pie on the menu.

Harry Faversham · « **Reply #92 on:** April 25, 2018, 03:24:32 AM »

Quote from: Dr De'Ath on April 24, 2018, 11:47:33 AM

Finished a new building for Beaverlick Falls.

The Brothel, no self-respecting old west town should be without one.

Pike Bishop:

"You spent all your time and money runnin' whores in Hondo while I spent my stake settin' it up."

Pike Bishop:

"Hell, I should have been runnin' whores instead of stealin' Army horses."

Lyle Gorch:

"While you was doin' all that plannin', me and Tector was gettin' our bell rope pulled by two... two, mind you, Hondo whores!"

Dutch Engstrom:

"And Pike was dreamin' of washers... you were matching whores... in tandem!"

Lyle Gorch:

"What's that?"

Tector Gorch:

"That's one behind t'other."

Lyle Gorch:

"That's right! That's what we was doin'!"