So, I dutifully searched, and can report, only thing missing was the kitchen sink.
Crickies, that was fun!
Love the way the IHMN humor was obvious during the play, and could play out so well in the report.
Love the scene, though when I see water, I always wonder what might be lurking beneath.
Come to think on it, you do have a least one casualty that could do with a bit of reanimation for some 'Riparian Entertainments...'
Doug