So dear reader, as the chronicles have recorded for posterity, victory went to Harry's game lads. Sadly, Ser Peter-de-Plonka's riven corpse was absent from his massive piles of dead.
Happily, a wounded King Harry the Lionheart, was carried by faithful retainers into the church for medical ministrations.
We leave The Knights of the Oblong Table being led in prayer for the recovery of their beloved King by Bishop Bonc in person.