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Author Topic: The Knights of the Oblong Table... again!!!  (Read 308 times)

Offline Harry Faversham

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The Knights of the Oblong Table... again!!!
« on: June 06, 2018, 09:45:56 PM »
The Knights of the Oblong Table have been getting all medieval with one another again. Ser Peter-de-Plonka has long coveted King Harry the Lionheart's lush farming land bordering his Kingdom. A rash land grab on his part has brought King Harry's retinue hotfooting up the Great Yorksire Road to teach him the error of his ways. Bishop Bonc, fearing for the thatched roof, of his church tries to bring calm to much troubled waters...

:)
"Wot did you do in the war Grandad?"

"I was with Harry... At The Bridge!"

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: The Knights of the Oblong Table... again!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2018, 09:53:48 PM »
Predictably the good Bishop's prattlings fall upon deaf ears...

 :o

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: The Knights of the Oblong Table... again!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2018, 09:56:15 PM »
TRIUMPH!!!

Ser Peter-de-Plonka is cut down!!!

TRAGEDY!!!

King Harry the Lionheart joins him!!!

The battle rages on...

 :'(
« Last Edit: June 06, 2018, 09:58:29 PM by Harry Faversham »

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: The Knights of the Oblong Table... again!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2018, 10:03:07 PM »
"By 'eck lads, one last push, an't victor'll be a bitch well taken!"*

Cried King Harry the Lionheart's Champion Knight!

*Loosely translated from't medieval Yorkshire, role a big six and it's game over (think Sharpey in a tin overcoat here) lads.

:-*
« Last Edit: June 06, 2018, 10:04:38 PM by Harry Faversham »

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: The Knights of the Oblong Table... again!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2018, 10:11:16 PM »
So dear reader, as the chronicles have recorded for posterity, victory went to Harry's game lads. Sadly, Ser Peter-de-Plonka's riven corpse was absent from his massive piles of dead.

:-[

Happily, a wounded King Harry the Lionheart, was carried by faithful retainers into the church for medical ministrations.

:)

We leave The Knights of the Oblong Table being led in prayer for the recovery of their beloved King by Bishop Bonc in person.

;)

Offline Captain Harlock

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Re: The Knights of the Oblong Table... again!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2018, 12:15:46 AM »
The bishop is my favourite character  lol