The Knights of the Oblong Table... again!!!

[Harry Faversham]

The Knights of the Oblong Table have been getting all medieval with one another again. Ser Peter-de-Plonka has long coveted King Harry the Lionheart's lush farming land bordering his Kingdom. A rash land grab on his part has brought King Harry's retinue hotfooting up the Great Yorksire Road to teach him the error of his ways. Bishop Bonc, fearing for the thatched roof, of his church tries to bring calm to much troubled waters...

[Harry Faversham]

Predictably the good Bishop's prattlings fall upon deaf ears...

 

[Harry Faversham]

TRIUMPH!!!

Ser Peter-de-Plonka is cut down!!!

TRAGEDY!!!

King Harry the Lionheart joins him!!!

The battle rages on...

 

[Harry Faversham]

"By 'eck lads, one last push, an't victor'll be a bitch well taken!"*

Cried King Harry the Lionheart's Champion Knight!

*Loosely translated from't medieval Yorkshire, role a big six and it's game over (think Sharpey in a tin overcoat here) lads.

[Harry Faversham]

So dear reader, as the chronicles have recorded for posterity, victory went to Harry's game lads. Sadly, Ser Peter-de-Plonka's riven corpse was absent from his massive piles of dead.

Happily, a wounded King Harry the Lionheart, was carried by faithful retainers into the church for medical ministrations.

We leave The Knights of the Oblong Table being led in prayer for the recovery of their beloved King by Bishop Bonc in person.

[Captain Harlock]

The bishop is my favourite character