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Author Topic: We ain't got no Booze!!!  (Read 2262 times)

Offline Harry Faversham

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We ain't got no Booze!!!
« on: December 13, 2020, 12:40:06 PM »
To celebrate their great victory over the Northmen, Putrid son of Putrid and Bishop Bonk have declared a Victory Feast Day. The great and the good are arriving from all the neighboring Saxon parishes.
The cart carrying the most crucial and essential ingredient of said feast, the Ale, is trundling toward Putrid's Great Hall, when with a loud crack, the axle snaps. Leaving a guard with the cart the escort march off to fetch the Blacksmith from the nearby village to effect repair.
From the woods to the North, greedy and covetous eyes are watching proceedings... and licking thirsty lips!

>:D
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Offline has.been

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Re: We ain't got no Booze!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2020, 01:08:51 PM »
'There's nothing so morbid or drear,
than to sit in the bar of a pub with no beer'

Online Atheling

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Re: We ain't got no Booze!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2020, 02:25:53 PM »
Straight edge Vikings, I like it  ;) :D

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: We ain't got no Booze!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2020, 12:33:59 AM »
From the woods to the North, greedy and covetous eyes are watching proceedings... and licking thirsty lips!

:o

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: We ain't got no Booze!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2020, 01:10:26 AM »
Thorkel the Tall and his Flagman lead the charge from the woods across two acre field. Normally the sight of a Viking charge sends the Saxons into a proper attack of the vapours, but today Thorkel has made a grave error. The Saxons, ill disciplined rabble that they are, have breached one of the Ale barrels and have become fighting drunk. They meet the Viking charge head on and cut down the attackers in a drunken frenzy!
Thorkel the Tall, stunned at the sudden reversal of his fortunes and desertion by his Gods, legs it away across two acre field but is caught by the baying mob and wrestled to the ground. As he's dragged back toward the Ale cart Thorkel's day gets even worse as, Putrid son of Putrid comes poncing up the road at the head of the relief column, with the local blacksmith in tow.

:'(

Offline flatpack

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Re: We ain't got no Booze!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2020, 06:08:23 AM »
Sounds like Thorkel’s in for a good kickin’.
Flatpack

Offline has.been

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Re: We ain't got no Booze!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2020, 11:38:56 AM »
 "Ale or Death !" 
(Only here for the Beer/Bier)

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: We ain't got no Booze!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2020, 12:00:55 PM »

Putrid son of Putrid arrives to rescue the booze, the horned helmet of a despondent and crestfallen Thorkel, can just be discerned behind Putrid's charger! What of the victorious guarders of the Ale cart? They're staggering drunkenly out of two acre field.




Right into the arms of another bunch of angry, thirsty Vikings!



 lol

Offline flatpack

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Re: We ain't got no Booze!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2020, 08:56:58 AM »
Harry,
Are you using FFOL BB for these games, or just FFOL ?
Cheers

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: We ain't got no Booze!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2020, 03:46:51 PM »
No, I've turned Pagan...
Having a pop with 'Ravenfeast'.

 ::)

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: We ain't got no Booze!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2021, 11:58:23 AM »
Putrid son of Putrid realises this fight isn't over and deploys his troops to guard the broken ale cart as repairs are effected. He then gallops forward to recall the drunken rabble...




Fighting mad with Ale courage the Saxons taunt the advancing Vikings driving them into a murderous assault led by their Champion Bok Bandylegs.


An arrow from the Viking archer starts the ball rolling.


In very short order the Saxons are slaughtered almost to a man!




Putrid drives his Charger straight at the Viking Champion, kill him and the Norsemen will loose heart. This ill considered plan founders instantly. Bok Bandylegs cuts down both Putrid and his nag. Along the battle line this calamity sets the Saxons to wavering!






As Bok roars in triumph to his Gods a crossbow bolt whistles through the woods and plonks him down among the gruesome pile of bodies...


It's the last sucksess for the shaken Saxons who flee the field in disarray!




The exultant Viking Warriors find Thorkel the Tall tied up to the now pristine ale cart. Freeing him they set of to deliver the booze to the Big King of the Vikings' camp. As they traverse the gory field, a terrible groan comes from the dead pile, Bok yet lives! The happy band bung their concussed Champion atop the ale cart and set off on their way!





 ;)

 

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