Best value UK source of teddy bear fur?

[Jemima Fawr]

I am a strong advocate of hunting teddy bears for their fur. Kill them all!

Indeed!  The poor, persecuted Faux is becoming increasingly rare these days due to being over-hunted, so I always go for Teddy Bear Fur instead of Faux.

The guts also make good smoke, so act responsibly and use every part of the animal wherever possible (though we haven't found a use for the eyes and noses yet).

Save the Faux!

[has.been]

Use the eyes with some Miliput/Greenstuff etc. to make Alien/ Cuthulu beasts.
Even better if you don't stop at 2 eyes a creature.
The noses pointing to the sky  with something (sisal string etc) coming out of the nostrils
make excellent alien 'plants'. Group several together as clumps, looks even better.
Now, about the squeaky thing.....

N.B. I did run a game where players could only communicate with squeaky things,
though those came from dog toys that our over enthusiastic mutts had broken.

[RAD]

Personaly, my cheapest source of teddy bear fur is my daughter's room ;-)

[FierceKitty]

If you go down to the woods today....free, though you'd better not go alone.

[Ben Waterhouse]

Beware.....