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Offline Harry Faversham

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The Great Rotgut Riot of 1876…
« on: April 28, 2019, 10:06:34 AM »
Dead Man’s Gulch has joined the Temperance Society!!!

The booze has run out and the peasants are revolting. Snake Eyed Pete, proprietor of the ‘Red Hotel’ has tasked Sam Burley to buy up and fetch the last barrel of Rotgut in the Territory. Pete’s underlings around town have gleaned that Madam Bovery, his bitter enemy and arch rival scumbag, plans to rob him of this priceless artefact!

Young Sam is strong in’t arm, but short in’t head. As he ambles into town with the goodies he’s forgotten the way to Snake Eyed Pete’s Saloon…


Snake Eyed Pete and his henchmen are determined to thwart Madam Bovery’s planned dastardly. An important denizen of the Gulch can be seen wandering down main street, one Doc Pearson, the good Doc/quack is always ready to help a stricken shootist, problem is he’s the only one in town still permanently drunk on medicinal alcohol. His well intentioned ministrations have been known to turn a bad dose of lead poisoning fatal…


Madam Bovery’s plan swings into action, she’s aided and abetted by her sister Mildred and Dolores Trollope, bestest little whore in the Gulch…


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« Last Edit: April 28, 2019, 10:08:28 AM by Harry Faversham »
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Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: The Great Rotgut Riot of 1876…
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2019, 10:08:51 AM »
Septimus M Barme, town undertaker, sends his gravedigger to check on vacancies in Boot Hill…


Reinforcements for Snake Eyed Pete, or a relative turned up to watch the fun?



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« Last Edit: April 28, 2019, 10:11:41 AM by Harry Faversham »

Offline FifteensAway

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Re: The Great Rotgut Riot of 1876…
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2019, 01:43:06 PM »
I find myself wondering if the local 'dentist' is named Tommy Tongueincheek?

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: The Great Rotgut Riot of 1876…
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2019, 04:13:48 PM »
If you're going to involve yourself in this unfolding epic saga of the West...
I must insist you take it seriously!

>:(