Thanks all! NCSE - I got "beast" in, can't think why I forgot it in the first place! Zippyfusenet, thanks for you all work and I've inserted the best (most Commie to my mind) and saved the rest for a future BUF Insult Generator...Captain Darling, I'm an admirer of the TGAA and glad to be of small use - mind you, I would expect Antipodean insults to be off the scale by comparison (we used to have the occasional TV feature here on "Parliamentary language", i.e. the words that cannot be uttered in the House of Commons, and it always concluded with footage of the Australian Parliament where, in the best style, no holds were barred!). Thanks again all.