"Hakkaa päälle pohjan poika!”

[Hammers]

I haven't heard this English translation! That sums it quite well. I'm a Finn and know the original phrase but don't want to write it here!There are children also here

Well, yes I am a bit notorious for being cruder than average around here, and perhaps I should be sorry for it, but I happen to be the kind of man who thinks that, as Gore Vidal put it, 'shit has it's own integrity'.

[tomek917]

"a spring of twats after a a winter of cocks"

I haven't heard that one (sounds good though), but I know of a similar one which includes butter... 


 

[Korwin Miniatures]

Following the the swearing: I created one which I think fit nicely in Finnish spirit but my wife do not want to tell me how it would be in Finnish:
"Like spring wind from the lake on my arse when I'm shitting in the forest"
I will grateful if someone can tell how it would be.   

[Hammers]

Lovely!

[carlos marighela]

I'm impressed, a lyrical and expressive people. I see where Sibelius drew his inspiration.

[janner]

Or my partner's favourate 'go ski up a tree!'