*
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
August 07, 2020, 03:46:42 AM

Login with username, password and session length

Donate

We Appreciate Your Support

Members
Stats
  • Total Posts: 1433500
  • Total Topics: 100738
  • Online Today: 368
  • Online Ever: 1409
  • (January 16, 2020, 09:05:58 PM)
Users Online

Recent

Author Topic: I did not see John Carter  (Read 5590 times)

Offline tnjrp

  • Scatterbrained Genius
  • Posts: 2129
  • The dog, the dog, he's at it again
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2012, 06:33:52 AM »
it's going direct to Di$ney BluRay the last I heard.

Offline rob_alderman

  • Scatterbrained Genius
  • Posts: 3714
  • Dribbling wreck...
    • Hysterical Games
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2012, 10:58:41 AM »
I asked my missus if we could go, because I had a voucher, the nearest cinema that accepted it is an hour away, so we're just going to wait for The Hobbit to come out.

Offline Cherno

  • Scatterbrained Genius
  • Posts: 2506
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2012, 11:46:32 AM »
Let me hijack this thread to state that while I haven't watched the movie, the track listing of the official soundtrack is full of incredibly lame puns, such as "Thark Side of Barsoom", "Carter They Come, Carter They Fall", "A Thern Warning" and "Thernabout".

Offline The_Beast

  • Supporting Adventurer
  • Galactic Brain
  • *
  • Posts: 4732
  • As my grandchildren see me...
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2012, 12:46:08 PM »
Wow.

I know I shouldn't be here. I went.

But, well, wow. I am in awe.

Doug

Offline warrenpeace

  • Mastermind
  • Posts: 1405
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2012, 11:06:46 PM »
I keep forgetting to go see this one in the theater on the weekend. It will probably be gone before I remember to do so.

I guess I'm contributing to the low attendance numbers that will help prevent Disney from producing a Slaves of Gor movie...
Sailors have more fun!

Offline Dr De'Ath

  • Scatterbrained Genius
  • Posts: 2635
    • My Little Lead Men
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2012, 07:05:32 PM »
I've not seen it a second time, am I allowed to post here?   :)

I did however go out with a girl called Alison Carter (no relation) when I was a lad.

Photos of my recent efforts are at www.littleleadmen.com and https://beaverlickfalls.blogspot.com

Offline Bugsda

  • Scatterbrained Genius
  • Posts: 3604
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2012, 10:15:34 PM »
I wouldn't worry too much. According to Mark Kermode it's virtually impossible for a big money effects driven movie to lose money, that's why we get so many.
Well I've lead an evil life, so they say, but I'll outrun the Devil on judgement day.

Offline starkadder

  • Mad Scientist
  • Posts: 616
  • I'm just going outside...
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2012, 08:26:57 AM »
I did not see John Carter
I did not see it twice
I watched instead
Another film

It wasn't very nice.

It was a Burroughs book
and had a Nazi sub
Dinosaur Island was it called
And by the end
My clothing was in tatters
My mind it was appalled
My eyeballs had peeled in horror
And I couldn't scan poetry any more


AAAAAARRRRRRggghhhh - It was AWFUL
It requires less mental effort to condemn than to think - Emma Goldman

Offline H.M.Stanley

  • Scatterbrained Genius
  • Posts: 2776
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2012, 08:28:26 AM »
I really like the original Get Carter ...
"Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!"

Offline H.M.Stanley

  • Scatterbrained Genius
  • Posts: 2776
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2012, 09:59:43 AM »
I did not see John Carter
I did not see it twice
I watched instead
Another film

It wasn't very nice.

It was a Burroughs book
and had a Nazi sub
Dinosaur Island was it called
And by the end
My clothing was in tatters
My mind it was appalled
My eyeballs had peeled in horror
And I couldn't scan poetry any more


AAAAAARRRRRRggghhhh - It was AWFUL

 lol

Offline Pappa Midnight

  • Mastermind
  • Posts: 1612
  • Web-Fu 10th Dan Blackbelt
    • Pappa Midnight Presents Displaced Miniatures
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2012, 12:02:42 PM »
My uncle was called John Carter................ he was a doorman not a planet hopping Virginian.

PM
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

Offline Sterling Moose

  • Scatterbrained Genius
  • Posts: 3174
Re: I did not see John Carter
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2012, 12:14:06 PM »
Quote
My uncle was called John Carter................ he was a doorman not a planet hopping Virginian

So you say!!
"Every Dead Body That Is Not Exterminated. Becomes One Of Them. It Gets Up And Kills. The People It Kills Get Up And Kill".

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
3 Replies
1648 Views
Last post March 08, 2014, 08:02:07 PM
by warburton
34 Replies
6306 Views
Last post October 18, 2014, 01:22:55 AM
by Chairface
4 Replies
1938 Views
Last post September 26, 2014, 04:16:49 AM
by Craig
64 Replies
19351 Views
Last post August 09, 2017, 04:16:01 PM
by dinohunterpoa
21 Replies
3650 Views
Last post March 12, 2019, 09:44:44 PM
by Cacique Caribe