All that remains is to bribe Ol' Scrotum to read 'em to him!!
I am afraid that
Old Scrotum's (the wrinkled family retainer) eyes are not what they were. Nowadays, I usually get
Maisie (one of the understairs maids) to sit on my knee and read to me! It is an agreeable way to pass a winter's evening. I attach a picture of
Maisie about to carry out said duties for your edification.