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A new Pulp Alley gang, courtesy of Jonathan Coulton
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Sinewgrab:
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant Scarface His appearance is quite disturbing But I assure you he's harmless enough He's a sweetheart, calls me master And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me
Oh, and I'm so into you But I'm way too smart for you Even my henchmen think I'm crazy I'm not surprised that you agree If you could find some way to be A little bit less afraid of me You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Oh, and I'm so into you But I'm way too smart for you Even my henchmen think I'm crazy I'm not surprised that you agree If you could find some way to be A little bit less afraid of me You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head Say I shouldn't kill you yet
Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who lead their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here
You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain Maybe you could cut me just a little slack Would it kill you to be civil? I've been patient, I've been gracious And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you
Oh, and I'm so into you But I'm way too smart for you Even my henchmen think I'm crazy I'm not surprised that you agree If you could find some way to be A little bit less afraid of me You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head Say I shouldn't kill you yet I shouldn't kill you yet I shouldn't kill you yet
And done...
I have had this project interfering and interrupting everything else until I could get it all out of my skull. I am...spent. It started when I was perusing ebay for Monsterpocalypse stuff when I had Coulton's music playing in the background, and I went 'Oh, these monkeys would be a good doomsday squad...' and the next thing I know, I was finding stuff for everything.
Extra points to whoever figures out why I have those particular numbers on the ape jump packs.
I am now considering making some extra levels to my Fallout Vault, so that I can also use it as Skullcrusher Mountain, but that is a less intrusive mental conundrum.
blacksoilbill:
Ha ha! Brilliant. So much barmy goodness. I was really starting to wonder what was going to turn up next. My favourites are the scientist on his podium and the damsel in distress. Who makes the apes in the green armour?
Sinewgrab:
They are Monsterpocalypse figures, from the pre-painted collectible range. The podium is a 'teleport pad' from a 3D printer I found on EBay. This project was just FUN...
H.M.Stanley:
A wonderfully mad project you have going there ... :)
Mad Lord Snapcase:
Great work! :-*
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