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Author Topic: Oldhammer In Moria: Jun 14 - Radagast's Moving Castle, A Children's Tale  (Read 58606 times)

Offline Mars Miniatures

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Taken from full post here:  https://mars-miniatures.blogspot.com/2018/06/kislev-and-averland-share-road-to.html

Kislev and Averland Share The Road To Eriador

In this post, we got the Ice Queen of Kislev and the Count of Averland along with their retinues.

The Kislevites have come from the far north and are coming down on the eastern side of the Misty Mountains.
With all the trouble around Angband (massive armies of Undead and Orcs), they had to take the long way around.
The Averlanders, on the other hand, are coming up from the south following the Anduin River.
They meet on the road and eye each other suspiciously.
Its the old Northerner and Southerner rivalry.
Will they parley or draw weapons?


The Kislevites are searching for Bree.

The North has come... and with it the power of Ice and Snow.
Winter is coming... oh, its already here.


 Its the Ice Queen of Kislev, Queen Katarina!
Not to be confused with the other Ice Queen, Freya who was the other fairest of them all.
Or the other, other Ice Queen, the White Witch, Jadis of Narnia.
Or the Snow Queen, Elsa, Bard of Clan Dis-Ney.
What is with all these "cold weather" broads anyway?


The Averlanders have come to fight for Bree!


Do you hear the voices too?
No its not the Chaos Gods, its just plain old schizophrenia!


~~~~~


For the rest of the post:  https://mars-miniatures.blogspot.com/2018/06/kislev-and-averland-share-road-to.htmlhttps://mars-miniatures.blogspot.com/2018/06/kislev-and-averland-share-road-to.html






Offline Mars Miniatures

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Oldhammer In Moria: Jun 12 - Armaments Chapter 2, verses nine to twenty one
« Reply #391 on: June 13, 2018, 03:05:09 AM »
Taken from full post here:  https://mars-miniatures.blogspot.com/2018/06/armaments-chapter-2-verses-nine-to.html

Armaments Chapter 2, verses nine to twenty one

And the people did feast upon the lambs, and the sloths, and carp...


Today we have for your viewing pleasure...  some monks.
And a nun.

Half of them come from the Citadel Clerics line.
Clerics, monks, priests, men of the cloth, what have you...
and dont forget the battle sister!

And Saint Antila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it though mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy."


Here they are, ready and willing to cast some Purify Food & Drink, Protection from Evil, or maybe a Silence 15' Radius?


Left to Right: Brother Maynard, Saint Ogg

Brother Maynard is a monk from Citadel Code TL1.
Thats right!  Talisman - The Magical Quest Game.
Remember, he cant use an axe in combat, but he can use it to build a raft!

Saint Ogg is from the Citadel C03 Clerics line.

I like how they both are in the act of blessing someone or something.
They also remind me of japanese girls taking pictures with their V for victory hands.


~~~

For the rest of the post:  https://mars-miniatures.blogspot.com/2018/06/armaments-chapter-2-verses-nine-to.html









Offline Mars Miniatures

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Oldhammer In Moria: Jun 13 - Armoured Orcs Of Barad-Dur
« Reply #392 on: June 13, 2018, 09:50:40 PM »
Taken from full post here:  https://mars-miniatures.blogspot.com/2018/06/armoured-orcs-of-barad-dur.html

Armoured Orcs Of Barad-Dur

Crush your enemies and see them driven before you!

 We got some hard hittin' minis here.
Uruks of Mordor AKA Black Orcs are now on the blog...

Its proper old school minis from Citadel Code: C15 Armoured Orcs.
They previously existed as FTO - Fantasy Tribes Orcs.
I believe they were sculpted by the Perry Twins, but I cant find any confirmation about that.


Here they are, ready to rumble.
Looks like "Lord of Darkness" Wraith has come up with them from Barad-Dur.


That one on the left has a cool helmet that makes me think of the Orcs in the old 70's Lord of the Rings animation (Bakshi with his rotoscoping).


They look savage and beautiful!
Its something about the posing too.
Again, these fellas look like they would have no qualms about taking a bite or two out of their enemies (even) during the combat.
They'd just call it appetizers!


~~~

For the rest of the post:  https://mars-miniatures.blogspot.com/2018/06/armoured-orcs-of-barad-dur.html

Offline Spooktalker

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Re: Oldhammer In Moria: Jun 13 - Armoured Orcs Of Barad-Dur
« Reply #393 on: June 14, 2018, 05:04:04 AM »
Yeah, they are Perry figs. I love these guys, and they look good with a dark scheme.  :-*

Offline Karak Norn Clansman

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Re: Oldhammer In Moria: Jun 13 - Armoured Orcs Of Barad-Dur
« Reply #394 on: June 14, 2018, 01:32:34 PM »
Aye, beautiful board and painted minis! Great work.

Offline Mars Miniatures

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Oldhammer In Moria: Jun 14 - Radagast's Moving Castle, A Children's Tale
« Reply #395 on: June 14, 2018, 07:47:22 PM »
Karak Norn Clansman,
Spooktalker,

Thanks very muchly buddies!

Taken from full post here:  https://mars-miniatures.blogspot.com/2018/06/radagasts-moving-castle-oldhammer.html

Radagast's Moving Castle, An Oldhammer Children's Adventure Tale

Trigger Warning!  Like Jimi Hendrix said "'Scuse me while I scream at the sky..."

Buddies, this next post is not in response to the latest GW Warhammer children's Adventure books announcement.
OK, you got me, maybe it is...

You know how we love to "weave in" current world events into our Frankenstein-ian  patchwork narrative.
Next thing you know, President Turin Turambar will meet with North Cathay to declare that the wargames are over!
Then famed BloodBowl Dark Elf player of the Drowland Pistons - Dennis Rod-Elf ends up crying manly (or elfy?) tears of joy on Sigmar TV...
Ah what a wacky world!  (I meant ours, not my fiction!  Did ya hear? GW is making PC children's books...?)

OK, on to our lovely little story!
(Somewhere Mr Rogers and Miss Molly are watching in horror!)


~~~


(all kids chant together)  Yay!  Story time is here!

Narrator:  Gather round kids, and I will tell you a tale of Oldhammery times.  This one is called....  anyone?

(all kids chant together)  Radagast's Moving Castle!

Narrator:  Thats right, kids!  And who is Radagast?

(all kids chant together) Worst wizard in Middle Earth!

Narrator:  He really is a terrible person isnt he?  Next time we see him, we will throw rocks at his face!

(all kids chant together)  Yay!


Narrator:  So... Count Marius and his Averlanders, the Ice Queen and her Kislevites arrived in Rhosghobel - the home of Radagast the Brown...



At the same time that Marius and the Ice Queen arrived, so did a monk, a cleric, a priest, two cultists, and a hammer-nun.

Rhosghobel was a blue and yellow and stone grey colored Wizard's home - with an attached high tower and ivy growing 'round its windows and three green doors.

Behind it was a great thick forest - Mirkwood, full of giant spiders and mischievous elves.
To the left of the house was a red-leafed Weirwood Tree with a creepy bleeding face on its tree trunk.
And to the right was a Willow Tree with its swaying branches though there was no wind, and a small pond where no animals dared to drink.



'Radagast, come out!' they said.
But no one came out, nor peeked out a window.

Marius was mad.  Emotionally, I mean.  Because he was also cat-lady crazy insane as well.
And the Ice Queen was icy. Temperature-aly, I mean.  Because well... she did have an icy demeanor.  Everyone backed away as the area around her suddenly got really chilly.  Her poor horse even had icicles hanging down from its nose.

'Radagast!  We are here for the Annual North-South Potato-Sack Race Tournament!  Surely you havent forgotten that?!'  they demanded.
But no reply came out and not a head peeked out an ivy ringed window.

So they were mad.

'We are mad!'  they said.



Poindexter, Lieutenant of Averland, spotted some people coming up the road to Rhosghobel.

'Stop! What are you homeless people doing here?  There are important things happening here and you filthy beggars arent allowed to participate!'  Poindexter pointed his accusing finger at their faces.

'But Sir, we are not beggars or homeless, we are here for the Annual Whip Your Back With A Flail For The Orphans Benefit!'  they tried to reason.



'If you arent homeless then why do you wears rags and have no shoes?'  Poindexter pointed his accusing finger at their suddenly self-conscious dirty toes wriggling on the grass.

'But Sir, we are a Mendicant Order.  It is our duty to wear sack cloth and not wear shoes.'  they explained.

'What is this Mendicant?'  Poindexter asked.

'It comes from the root word mendicus, meaning to beg, begging, beggar...  Umm... I guess we are beggars then."  the monks shrugged and weakly nodded their heads in surrender.


~~~~~

For the rest of the story:  https://mars-miniatures.blogspot.com/2018/06/radagasts-moving-castle-oldhammer.html






 

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