Sexiest Moderator Competition?

[6milPhil]

If you've ever been lucky enough to meet any of the moderators of this fine forum you can't have failed to notice what gorgeous individuals they are. Yet this shining light of manhood is hidden behind walls of texts, moved topics and the occasional closed thread.

How about we have a Sexiest Moderator Competition?

[Vermis]

Slow day, Phil?

[gamer Mac]

Spec savers have got some good deals on glasses

[Mason]

Spec savers have got some good deals on glasses

 

[Cherno]

I got this pic I sneakily took in the Gentlemen's Cigar Room of a major wargaming convention a couple of years ago, I saved it to use it as leverage for rainy days (me getting banned!) but now I might as well publish it, since it's such a strong contender. Note: Picture shows the actual Prof. Witchheimer. Also note that he does not, in fact, wear a suit. He just has red skin (ever wondered why his profile pic is in b&w?) and is a black leather strap afficionado... Make of that, and the pose, what you will. And yes, he ALWAS wears that hat. I have no idea what the context of this situation was, though.

[Dr. The Viking]

Forgot to log out!?

[6milPhil]

I'm perturbed by the lack of recognising beauty when it's so obvious, bar Cherno who is obviously highly aesthetic.

I think it's got legs, especially the bikini round. 

[DoctorPete]

They don't make enough eye-bleach to remove the images of a bikini competition from my mind.  Please!  No "who can wear the Zardoz costume best" competition.   

[Mason]

I notice the lack of reply from any of the Mods.....

You had better be careful at Salute, Phil.
They may 'Moderate' you in person.
 

[6milPhil]

I have been contacted, via PM, by most of the moderators. Typically it's along the lines of "Does this colour suit me?", "Does my arse look big in this?" or "Should I use hair removal cream or go for a waxing?". I'm happy to help of course.

My safety on Saturday is guaranteed as I can't make it this year, now you've reminded me I shall cry myself to sleep tonight. 

[Cherno]

I have been contacted, via PM, by most of the moderators. Typically it's along the lines of "Does this colour suit me?", "Does my arse look big in this?" or "Should I use hair removal cream or go for a waxing?". I'm happy to help of course.

My safety on Saturday is guaranteed as I can't make it this year, now you've reminded me I shall cry myself to sleep tonight. 

I am intrigued; why do the moderators come to you for advice on fashion & male hair removal? 

[Dr DeAth]

I'm sure I've got some fashion photos of a couple of our mods I could dig out and post if there is interest

[Dr DeAth]

I think our mods may have a collective penchant for leatherwork and straps; here's a pic of our very own uber-mod Malamute taken at a recent moderator's gathering.

 

[6milPhil]

I am intrigued; why do the moderators come to you for advice on fashion & male hair removal? 

It's the usual contestant flirting with the compere schtuck. The only one I had to put right was Captain Blood with his "I want world peace and to work with children or animals or both." It's too cliched mate.

I think our mods may have a collective penchant for leatherwork and straps; here's a pic of our very own uber-mod Malamute taken at a recent moderator's gathering.

 

Magical... I hope everyone appreciates my original point now.

[Mason]

I was waiting for the piccies to appear...

You may be safe now, Phil.
Their ire may well be spent on De'Ath instead.