1) If I didn't think you could take a bit of ribbing, I would have stopped long ago. Now, I assume you have to let others know it's teasing, of course.
2) One man's pander is another man's service.
Years ago, having gone into high-end shoppes and wishing I had a stout cudgel when I'd been swarmed by folks trying spray stuff on me, or offer to be my 'personal shopper', I testify you're definitely on the service side.
Doug