Half-Orc Prophet Heinrich found mention of a legendary barbarian Thorg (this being the hafforc played by my friend Steve a decade ago) and somehow messianic implications overloaded his poor little brain. He immediately started proselytizing the Love of Saint Thorg, spread by any means necessary.
If you're too STOOPID to see St. Thorg's Love, a good thumping is sure to help.
With him are Sister Mary Stabitha who has combined the best of the steam and the templar, Lemarra "Smith" who loves a righteous excuse to shoot people, and Ogglethorpe who provides musical accompaniment. Nobody is sure what Vonsalay does for the cause, but offerings dropped by 80% last time she missed a meeting.
W.W.T.D.?