Cheap magic act? Not with the price of pink sequins these days! Damn you, I thought I had enough pulp to last me until the next Solstice, but I fear it is not to be.
Cheap magic? Are we sure it is cheap? maybe the great Gonzo has managed to edge open the portal between here and another world and is using those powers for entertainment while he learns how to use them to the full.
Then, world domination! And no more cheap blonde floozies! Only the best will do! Cheap redheaded floozies!
Once more to the credit card, dear friends, once more.
LGKMAS