The Search For Obi-Wan Crimbo!
On a poxy backward planet in a galaxy far, far away Obi-Wan Crimbo has been hiding away. Luke Skywanker has mastered enough of the Jedi crap to be able to zoom in on his fellow Knight, he's arrived with his posse to get Obi-Wan Crimbo out of ree-tirement and into the rebellion.
There is, of course, another rather nastier piece of work taking an interest in proceedings... the Dark Lord himself has deigned to supervise a whack job to cancel Crimbo!!!