No-one REALLY knows what he looks like.
He is a mysterious figure cloaked in shadow.
.....or that he's even human. The painting output on the LPL is testimony to that!
Maybe he's like the Stig from Top Gear.....
Some say he sleeps upside down like a bat!
Some say his first name really is 'Prof'!
Some say his sweat is a natural Matt varnish perfect for miniatures!
Some say he was ACTUALLY raised by metal miniature parents! 28mm scale!