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Title: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Mancha on 29 December 2009, 04:03:26 AM
Found this bottle of wine recently and thought the zombie players might appreciate it:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2669/4224447642_71bfe9c9cc_m.jpg)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Bako on 29 December 2009, 04:06:23 AM
Neither; tea.
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: P_Clapham on 29 December 2009, 05:33:54 AM
Depends on the specific preparation, and to a degree the time of year.  I generally go for a nice hearty Italian Red.
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Baldrick on 29 December 2009, 05:48:54 AM
Its not a bad little zin and rates out in the mid 80s.

Human flesh though might be a bit more of a beer drink.
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: HerbyF on 29 December 2009, 06:17:22 AM
I have all three bottles of the Greatful Dead wine. Unfortunetly they are all non-alcoholic.
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 29 December 2009, 07:41:59 AM
since human flesh tastes like pork, I'd classically go with red

but You might also need something stronger  ;)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Commander Vyper on 29 December 2009, 08:23:05 AM
Cornetto!

 :D
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Gluteus Maximus on 29 December 2009, 10:02:33 AM
I always thought it was a nice Chianti and fava beans, but I could be mistaken  lol
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Hammers on 29 December 2009, 10:07:13 AM
Zinfandel? Surely that must be too heady! One's heard one tastes like chicken.
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 29 December 2009, 11:11:55 AM
won't ask who said that to You, filthy scumbag  ;) ;) ;) 8)
take a shower :)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Arlequín on 29 December 2009, 11:13:55 AM
no... the comment was "this tastes foul", not fowl.  lol
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Pil on 29 December 2009, 12:23:53 PM
I always thought it was a nice Chianti and fava beans, but I could be mistaken  lol

True, but a white wine for the brains I reckon 8)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Alien Dave on 29 December 2009, 12:57:53 PM
since human flesh tastes like pork, I'd classically go with red

but You might also need something stronger  ;)

Err... I don't want to know how you found that that out!!!  :o

Dave W
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 29 December 2009, 01:00:19 PM
reported by Aztecs and judging by the smell

actually the Aztecs who did not know pigs thought the spanish were related to pigs
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Alien Dave on 29 December 2009, 01:03:14 PM
So not first hand knowledge, then?  That's a relief!   lol

Dave W
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 29 December 2009, 01:05:17 PM
well, the smell is first hand for anyone who has ever seriously burned himself.

what did Dr. Lecter serve with the brains in "Hannibal" btw?
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Pil on 29 December 2009, 02:22:06 PM
well, the smell is first hand for anyone who has ever seriously burned himself.

what did Dr. Lecter serve with the brains in "Hannibal" btw?

White wine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noupHDxmUTE
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 29 December 2009, 02:26:39 PM
obviously

I'm surprised it is available on Youtube - no sex but brain eating  ;)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Gluteus Maximus on 29 December 2009, 09:48:30 PM
True, but a white wine for the brains I reckon 8)

 lol

Another Lecter fan (if such a thing is possible for such an evil man)   ;)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: fastolfrus on 29 December 2009, 10:51:19 PM
If you're following the Aztec cooking tips shouldn't it be served with hot chocolate ?

Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 30 December 2009, 12:44:39 AM
certainly not the brains
it would kill the delicate taste!  - barbarian!  ;) ;)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: fastolfrus on 30 December 2009, 02:58:27 PM
I suppose the brains would be more suitable for a rose or perhaps a sweet dessert white ?
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 30 December 2009, 03:05:05 PM
I'd go with champagne for the brains

brain vinaigrette works very well
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Mancha on 30 December 2009, 04:41:03 PM
Hm, this thread didn't exactly go the way I was expecting, but then, I suppose I should expect that.  :)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 30 December 2009, 05:57:59 PM
which way did You expect? :)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: meninobesta on 30 December 2009, 06:24:26 PM
I really don't know if any of you have eaten animal brains... but they taste better with scrambled eggs! 8)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 30 December 2009, 06:43:07 PM
I have, but not this version, of which I heard is quite spread over cultures
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: fastolfrus on 30 December 2009, 08:03:02 PM
I really don't know if any of you have eaten animal brains... but they taste better with scrambled eggs! 8)

But, unless they are very runny, scrambled eggs aren't easy to drink.
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 30 December 2009, 08:23:04 PM
are You competeing with Hammers ? ;) ;)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Mancha on 30 December 2009, 08:47:35 PM
which way did You expect? :)

Some mention of the wine itself.  It's like my message was completely overwhelmed by my subject line.  Weird.  :?
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: meninobesta on 30 December 2009, 09:23:19 PM
But, unless they are very runny, scrambled eggs aren't easy to drink.

 lol

...and I'll Leave the task of drinking raw eggs to Silvester Stallone!  :D

but regarding the first question, I would go for the red wine :)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 30 December 2009, 09:35:08 PM
Some mention of the wine itself.  It's like my message was completely overwhelmed by my subject line.  Weird.  :?

with so many Zombie players...
OK, let's have a try:

The says suggests Zinfandel, right?
ist a barrique?
Does Zinfandel go with barrique at all?
and I can't read the year....

I am not a true fan of Zinfandel, although it says it is similar to Primitivo

ever tried Negroamaro?
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Mancha on 30 December 2009, 11:34:08 PM
with so many Zombie players...
OK, let's have a try:

The says suggests Zinfandel, right?
ist a barrique?
Does Zinfandel go with barrique at all?
and I can't read the year....

I am not a true fan of Zinfandel, although it says it is similar to Primitivo

ever tried Negroamaro?


I'm not sure I feel better.   ;)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: former user on 30 December 2009, 11:42:55 PM
I'm not pretending  :)

My favourite wine nowish is Sicilian Nero d'Avola - without Human flesh ;) or brains - actually pure or with pasta
it says it compares to Shiraz, whatever this might be  ;)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: Pil on 31 December 2009, 09:40:17 AM
I'm surprised it is available on Youtube - no sex but brain eating  ;)

I was surprised as well, but there it was 8)

I'm not really a wine drinker so I can't really comment on it, I prefer some zombeer:

http://www.myspace.com/zombeer2008
(short movie in english)
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: sukhe_bator on 01 February 2016, 11:10:03 AM
I'm sorry I missed this corking good bevvy of bad puns, though I reckon I'd have bottled out at telling all those vintage jokes... I bet you can't cap this without screwing it up unless you have a moment of Claret-y!
Title: Re: So what goes with human flesh; red or white?
Post by: The_Beast on 01 February 2016, 12:54:49 PM
Sad part is, I opened the thread assuming it was some sort of tongue-in-cheek (no pun) discussion of painting techniques.  ::)

Doug