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Miniatures Adventure => Gothic Horror => Topic started by: Operator5 on 02 July 2007, 07:49:43 PM

Title: What's a vampire to do...
Post by: Operator5 on 02 July 2007, 07:49:43 PM
...when the landlord puts your castle on the market?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20070702/ap_tr_ge/travel_brief_dracula_s_castle

 :lol:
Title: What's a vampire to do...
Post by: Mo on 02 July 2007, 08:14:20 PM
I'd like to own a castle, but I'm saving for an IPhone...

Marc
Title: What's a vampire to do...
Post by: Westfalia Chris on 02 July 2007, 08:52:23 PM
Hmmmm... now that´s a tough decision, getting an embodiment of pure, unadulterated cruelty and evil, or buying Castle Dracula.

Couldn´t make the choice myself.
Title: What's a vampire to do...
Post by: Hammers on 02 July 2007, 08:57:57 PM
I don't know if you good ladies and gentlemen have read "The Historian" but if anything in it is true, the Count could be laying in lit de parade in there somewhere wishing for any american buyer to "come and get it..."
Title: What's a vampire to do...
Post by: Malamute on 03 July 2007, 08:35:46 AM
I have already submitted my bid. However I don't think I will be successful. :(  Perhaps you guys could club together and lend me a few quid?  :lol:
After all as the Prince of Darkness I need a suitable home :lol:
Title: What's a vampire to do...
Post by: Plynkes on 03 July 2007, 09:38:07 AM
Interviewing cringing minions to run the place for you will be the worst part.


You just can't find folks who know how to open a squeaky door very slowly and go "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssss?" properly these days.
Title: What's a vampire to do...
Post by: Hammers on 03 July 2007, 11:13:23 AM
...and soo hard to find good help with that proper squint.
Title: What's a vampire to do...
Post by: Operator5 on 03 July 2007, 11:44:44 AM
With the advent of plastic and orthopedic surgery all the good hunchbacks are walking straight and taking modelling jobs. Do you know how tough it will be to find a good bumbling assistant?
Title: What's a vampire to do...
Post by: revford on 03 July 2007, 05:05:55 PM
Quote from: "Operator5"
Do you know how tough it will be to find a good bumbling assistant?


I think I could qualify for that kinda work.  I even walk with a limp so could do the 'walk this way' shtick.   :)
Title: What's a vampire to do...
Post by: Malamute on 03 July 2007, 05:45:42 PM
Rev - You're hired :)  Do you look like Peter Lorre or Marty Feldman, it would be a bonus :lol:
Title: What's a vampire to do...
Post by: revford on 04 July 2007, 01:59:24 PM
Quote from: "Malamute"
Rev - You're hired :)  Do you look like Peter Lorre or Marty Feldman, it would be a bonus :lol:


More Marty, Peter is a bit of a pretty boy compared to me.   :lol: