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Title: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Dr. The Viking on 07 February 2011, 10:34:12 AM
I just finished this beast:

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_YgOzHmVzYc0/TU_KNV9oFQI/AAAAAAAADIQ/nprlFeRG02I/s720/P1190426.JPG)


Some of you may have seen the WIP thread on the workbench.

Please help me find a name for it.  :D
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Dr.Falkenhayn on 07 February 2011, 10:41:56 AM
looks awesome!Names? hm, Dicker Max,Roll Mops,Klösschen?Der Klops  lol
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Sangennaru on 07 February 2011, 10:58:06 AM
Holy granade! it is a holy granade!!!

(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8606/game2010121113550664.jpg)

actually i didn't manage to find the Original Monty Python one, but it gives the idea XD
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Blackwolf on 07 February 2011, 11:16:42 AM
The Schadenfreude.
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Totleben on 07 February 2011, 11:21:26 AM
Maybe Reichsapfel (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsapfel_(Reichskleinodien)) or Reichskleinod
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Conquistador on 07 February 2011, 11:35:06 AM
Fat Fred

Or given the metallic color - Lead Fred.

I rejected Lead-Ass Fred because it just doesn't have that visual "sense" of being necessarily exceptionally slow.  For  a VSF tank anyway...

Gracias,

Glenn
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Malamute on 07 February 2011, 11:45:52 AM
Currywurst ;)
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Totleben on 07 February 2011, 11:56:18 AM
Otherwise The Königsberg (http://www.google.de/images?hl=de&xhr=t&q=k%C3%B6nigsberger+klopse&cp=11&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=lt1PTbKTHo2TswbH882RDQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=3&sqi=2&ved=0CD0QsAQwAg) if it's got to be something culinarian. It's not a Wurst for sure. :)
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Faber on 07 February 2011, 12:43:19 PM
Currywurst ;)

I vote for currywurst. The Feared Currywurst.  :o
 lol
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Dr. The Viking on 07 February 2011, 12:45:29 PM
I vote for currywurst. The Feared Currywurst.  :o
 lol

I'll dub my British tube tank Futterwurst I think,,..  ;)
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Westfalia Chris on 07 February 2011, 01:01:58 PM
Lovely piece! "Klöpsken" (d.h. "little meatball") sounds funny, and it has an umlaut. Note that the Currywurst is a post-war invention and would therefore be an anachronism in a Victorian setting.

Might I suggest "Zankapfel", which is a German equivalent to the English idiom "bone of contention".
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Malamute on 07 February 2011, 01:10:37 PM
I'll dub my British tube tank Futterwurst I think,,..  ;)

 lol
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Plynkes on 07 February 2011, 01:14:38 PM
Note that the Currywurst is a post-war invention and would therefore be an anachronism in a Victorian setting.

Whereas a tank in a Victorian setting isn't an anachronism at all.  :)
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Dr. The Viking on 07 February 2011, 03:07:41 PM
LOL

I always love a VSF debate... good spirited and totally pointless!  lol
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Westfalia Chris on 07 February 2011, 03:13:18 PM
Whereas a tank in a Victorian setting isn't an anachronism at all.  :)

I think we can tolerate mechanical marvels, but taking liberties with food is just asking for the downfall of civilisation, my good man.
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: The_Beast on 07 February 2011, 04:03:24 PM
I just finished this beast:

Some of you may have seen the WIP thread on the workbench.

Please help me find a name for it.  :D

And, here I thought you had named it after me...  lol

Unfortunately, the first thing that came to mind was the float in the W.C.

Doug
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Funghy-Fipps on 07 February 2011, 04:46:15 PM
What about 'die Brust' ('the breast')?  Punchy and silly at the same time.  And my good woman thinks I've got a one-track mind... ::)
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Hammers on 07 February 2011, 04:58:01 PM
May I suggest Seiner Majestät Klank 'Knödel'?
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Red Orc on 07 February 2011, 05:02:11 PM
Apart from Chris's wonderful suggestion of ,,Zankapfel'', my humble suggestion would be ,,Donnerplumps'', which more or less translates to 'Thunderplop', and I'm being told 'torden plask' in Danish, which is more like thunder-splash.

I really wanted to call it 'Thunder Bubble' which is great in English and Danish, but not so much fun in German. Stupid ,,Donner Blase''.

Anything with Knoedeln in is good though. Sorry, can't do umlauts on this forum, I never learned how.
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Dr. The Viking on 07 February 2011, 05:46:32 PM
Donnerknödel?

I have a "Kugelblitz" already so perhaps donner is the way to go.  lol
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Hammers on 07 February 2011, 06:35:27 PM
Donnerknödel?

I have a "Kugelblitz" already so perhaps donner is the way to go.  lol

If you make a twin you can call it SMK 'Kloß'.
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Laflin and Rand on 07 February 2011, 07:14:30 PM
How about Kampfkugel I?
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: The_Beast on 07 February 2011, 07:56:02 PM
Anything with Knoedeln in is good though. Sorry, can't do umlauts on this forum, I never learned how.

Me neither, which is why I cheat; let someone else do it, and copy-and-paste.  :D

Doug
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: leadfool on 08 February 2011, 08:52:22 AM
How about  "Die Issen Klöpsken"  ie the Little Iron Meatball?!?!?
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Dr. The Viking on 08 February 2011, 10:21:28 AM
How about Kampfkugel I?

Plain but I like it!  lol

Very Prussian.  ;)
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: dbsubashi on 08 February 2011, 10:40:51 AM
I agree that mechanical wonders are very, very VSF, but curry wurst is so...American...

Might I suggest: Die Eiserne Teufelkugel!
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Plynkes on 08 February 2011, 10:45:40 AM
Currywurst American? How'd you figure that? It's as German as Kraftwerk.
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Red Orc on 08 February 2011, 11:02:03 AM
No word beginning with a 'C' is really German. Ditto, any word with a 'y' in it I reckon. If it were a real German word it would probably be ,,Kureiwurst'' or something.

Yes I know the German word for 'curry' is ,,Curry'' but that's because it's just the English word (I bet it's ,,Das Curry'').
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Plynkes on 08 February 2011, 11:11:21 AM
It's the German word for a German invention. That they chose to use a loan word doesn't change that.


You'll be saying next that the quazillion loan words in English aren't really English. Like tea, beef and chav.   :)
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Dr. The Viking on 08 February 2011, 11:13:30 AM
It's the German word for a German invention. That they chose to use a loan word doesn't change that.


You'll be saying next that the quazillion loan words in English aren't really English. Like tea, beef and chav.   :)

Well actually most English words are Danish. Like sky, bread... and other words!


As is most of England. Basta!  lol
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Plynkes on 08 February 2011, 11:17:10 AM
Not quite true, my Nordic friend...
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/Plynkes/Loanwords.png)
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Dr. The Viking on 08 February 2011, 11:20:16 AM
A graph worthy of Erick Honnecker!  lol

Danes invented most of latin but found it to cumbersome for colloquial talk, so had to do some other languages that facilitated yelling at oarsmen better.
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Plynkes on 08 February 2011, 11:59:18 AM
Information presented in pie-chart format is irrefutable.

You cannot deny the pie!  lol
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: carlos marighela on 08 February 2011, 12:48:13 PM
I'd go for Egon myself. It has a certain impish charm that reminds one of the last leader of East Germany ( who says progress is necessarily a good thing). Naturally I'm biased. I'm co-president of 'The Friends of Egon Krenz', a small group devoted to the memory of Germany's most illustrious leader and the consumption of porter and select ales.
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Ettrick on 08 February 2011, 04:42:39 PM
Der eyrenweiler

Or simpler still:  Der eirad
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: The_Beast on 08 February 2011, 06:09:31 PM
Whereas a tank in a Victorian setting isn't an anachronism at all.  :)

It would seem accuracy in linguistics is as illusive... ;->=

That said, there's no need to argue; English steals from EVERYBODY. If there were an L'académie Anglaise, it would be spelled just like that, and would consist of folks sitting around cataloging changes that can't be stopped.

My favorite example is stealing the same word twice from French, just waiting long enough for the French to change the pronounciation...

Speaking of French, how about calling it 'La Bête Noire' , as the crews love hearing it on the lips of the French opposition?

Oh, that would be me not giving up again...

Doug
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Doomsdave on 09 February 2011, 02:06:05 PM
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

-James Nicoll
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Red Orc on 09 February 2011, 02:21:29 PM
 lol

Another way of approaching the whole problem of names presents itself: how about ,,Brunhilde'' in reference to the (generally fairly busty) heroine of The Ring Cycle?
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: The_Beast on 09 February 2011, 04:00:15 PM
lol

Another way of approaching the whole problem of names presents itself: how about ,,Brunhilde'' in reference to the (generally fairly busty) heroine of The Ring Cycle?


I figured we would hold that in reserve for a twin-hulled model.  :D

Doug
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Totleben on 28 February 2011, 08:25:25 AM
Panzerzankwagen VI also known as the Königsberger (http://www.google.de/images?hl=de&xhr=t&q=k%C3%B6nigsberger+klopse&cp=11&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=lt1PTbKTHo2TswbH882RDQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=3&sqi=2&ved=0CD0QsAQwAg)
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: Totleben on 28 February 2011, 08:57:27 AM
Are those pictures of cooked bull's bollocks?

It is just minced meat.
Title: Re: Name my latest Prussian Tank
Post by: The_Beast on 28 February 2011, 02:29:03 PM
Yuk! Minced meat is not very appealing.

Now tucking into some bovine nuts is a different matter altogether.

In the US, sometimes referred to as Rocky Mountain Oysters. Never tried them, but my aged mother informs me they're not bad.

What's German for Bollock? Remember, it's a single.

Doug