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Title: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Arthur on February 05, 2013, 11:34:54 PM
His kingdom for a parking ticket :

(http://www.perry-miniatures.com/images/wr/Return_of_the_king.jpg)

http://www.perry-miniatures.com/index.php (http://www.perry-miniatures.com/index.php)
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: commissarmoody on February 05, 2013, 11:52:48 PM
 lol
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: tomek917 on February 06, 2013, 12:02:30 AM
Brilliant!  :D
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Old Goat on February 06, 2013, 12:13:40 AM
Love this...

Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: General on February 06, 2013, 01:32:09 AM
Call the Night Stalker!
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Mr.J on February 06, 2013, 02:26:37 AM
Awesome! Very very cool.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Dilettante Gamer on February 06, 2013, 04:51:45 AM
Call the Night Stalker!

FTW!

It made me think of that scene in Tim Burton's "Sleepy Hollow" where the headless Hessian bursts out of the ground ahorse. 
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Christian on February 06, 2013, 04:56:30 AM
Okay, this one has gone over my head... anyone care to explain?
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: carlos marighela on February 06, 2013, 06:06:03 AM
They've found the mortal remains of Richard III in a car park in Leicester

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: pocoloco on February 06, 2013, 06:07:01 AM
Okay, this one has gone over my head... anyone care to explain?

^what marighela posted. Technically he was under the car park though ;)
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: FramFramson on February 06, 2013, 06:21:02 AM
Oh now, this great.  :D
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: pocoloco on February 06, 2013, 06:26:58 AM
One could have expected a bit of more historical accurary from the Perrys though... the mini doesn't have the scoliosis wrecked back, for instance. /sarcasm.

By the way, are there any online sources about the king as a warrior, how did he fare on the battlefield before his demise?
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Hammers on February 06, 2013, 06:46:31 AM
^what marighela posted. Technically he was under the car park though ;)

Nono, *in* the parking lot. He was sitting there, smelly,  bitter, armour all rusting drinking something out of a brown paper bag and ranting about a lost horse.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: pocoloco on February 06, 2013, 06:58:49 AM
Nono, *in* the parking lot. He was sitting there, smelly,  bitter, armour all rusting drinking something out of a brown paper bag and ranting about a lost horse.

Hehe, poor chap. Hopefully somebody got him a cab or gave him a lift after all the media fuss.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Arlequín on February 06, 2013, 07:04:37 AM
What a fantastic conversion!

Bizarrely, the parking space he was under was marked with 'R' as the first letter of 'Reserved'.

He was known as 'Crookback' not 'Crouchback', that was a later corruption of his nickname. His scoliosis was apparently unnoticeable under clothing/armour, other than a raising of one shoulder in comparison to the other. When you take into account people like Usain Bolt and Sarah 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' Geller have scoliosis too, it's not likely to have effected his ability as a fighter, or his life generally, other than him not probably being a 'morning person'.

There's not much about right now that's detailed, but there's this (http://www.archaeology.co.uk/articles/the-fatal-injuries-of-richard-iii.htm) about his battle injuries.
  
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: leadfool on February 06, 2013, 07:23:48 AM
I just read about his remains here in the american Papers.  I was interested to discover that there is a Richard the Third society.  I always thought he was maligned by Shakespear, but I still marvel at the Basil Rathbone portrayal with Boris Karloff and Vincent Price, in the old movie, the Tower of London.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: carlos marighela on February 06, 2013, 07:29:22 AM
Poor sod, apparently he wanted and had planned to be buried at York, which is entirely appropriate but there's a push on to bury him in Leicester. Proponents of York are now arguing the toss with those favouring Leicester.

My solution? Bury Richard at York in accordance with his wishes and bury Anthony Sher in Leicester. 'Ah!' I hear you cry 'but Anthony Sher isn't dead'. Therein lies the beauty of my proposal.  ;)
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Arlequín on February 06, 2013, 07:43:23 AM
There's the ecumenical aspect too... Richard was a devout Catholic and given that Richard spoke like a Brummie (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9850114/King-Richard-III-was-a-brummie.html), I suggest St. Chad's in Birmingham.

:D
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Captain Blood on February 06, 2013, 09:29:03 AM
He was King of England for goodness sake. Re-inter his remains at Westminster Abbey.

Love the model. The disabled parking bay sign is a touch of genius  ;)
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Arlequín on February 06, 2013, 09:32:34 AM
So, any news yet on what they intend to do about the chronic lack of parking in Leicester city centre?
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: JollyBob on February 06, 2013, 09:55:52 AM
Oh I hope they do make that available.  lol

@ pocoloco: I can't point you to anyonline sources, but a few books I've read seem to cite Richard III as a pretty handy man in a scrap. Bosworth wasn't his first battle, and I'm sure he lead a division of Edward IV's army in at least one other, accounting himself well.

Also according to what I've read and filtered through my shitty memory, Dickie was the last English king to lead a cavlry charge, smashing through Henry Tudor's bodyguard, killing his standard bearer and damn near winning the Wars of the Roses in his final desperate sally after Stanley's betrayal.

He also invested heavily in fortifying Carlisle castle and turning it into a gun platform to keep the damned Scots at bay. All in all, seemed fairly capable both physically and strategically to me.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: pocoloco on February 06, 2013, 11:10:43 AM
Thanks JollyBob. He's really interesting case. Good old Will Shakespeare depicted Richard in not so good way, but then again he was patronaged by the Tudors. Then again depicting Richard as a hunchback could have been just a transmission happening through the years, scoliosis becoming a hunchback. Just wondering if he had really fared better on the horseback at the moment of his death than fighting on foot and losing his life.

Oh well, gotta play soon both the old venerable Kingmaker and the new Crown of Roses boardgames.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Arlequín on February 06, 2013, 12:47:20 PM
He also left us a system of 'bail', instituted the 'Court of Requests', so the poor had access to the legal system and had Laws and Statutes translated into English from French and Latin. He rescinded restrictions on the print and sale of books in England too and was an avid book collector and reader himself.

I've few doubts that the Princes were killed on his watch, with or without his order. We should be wary of judging him through 20th Century eyes though, as if they had been still alive when Henry VII ascended to the throne, their life expectancy would have been measured in days, if they lasted that long.

Just wondering if he had really fared better on the horseback at the moment of his death than fighting on foot and losing his life.
 
He may have charged on horseback and ended up dismounted, which seems to be the 'folk-memory' depiction of his death, which also includes being struck down by a poleaxe or bill. Certainly judging by the head wounds he received, he was helmetless and on foot at the end.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Hammers on February 06, 2013, 12:59:23 PM
So, any news yet on what they intend to do about the chronic lack of parking in Leicester city centre?

  lol
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Red Orc on February 06, 2013, 01:14:34 PM
On his earlier career, as JollyBob intimates in discussing the fortification of Carlisle, he was 'Lord President' of the Council of the North - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_of_the_North (though there isn't much information there) - during Edward's reign, and had previously lived in Yorkshire (though of course despite popular confusion between them, he wasn't 'Richard of York', that was his grandad, he was 'Richard of Gloucester'). He also spent much of his early life in Yorkshire, though he was born in Northamtonshire I believe. The city elders of York issued a statement when they heard he's been killed at Bosworth lamenting the death of their much-loved lord who had been betrayed and piteously slain. So he certainly had a good reputation in Northern England. His wife's buried in York too.

As a resident of Leicester, and an archaeologist, I'm a bit torn by this whole business. Northamptonshire wants him - that's where he was born. Gloucester wants him - that where his duchy was. York wants him - that's where he spent much of his time before being king, and that's where he wanted to be buried. Leicester wants him - that's where he was buried, and archaeological practice is to inter disturbed bodies of Christians in the nearest appropriate burial ground. Complicated, of course, as arelquin says, by the fact that he was Catholic. But then again, at the time he died, the Church of St Martin at Leicester (now St Martin's Anglican Cathedral) was a catholic church. Has the Catholic magic worn off? I'm not sure it has. It's a consecrated Catholic burial ground, I think.



Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: answer_is_42 on February 06, 2013, 02:54:09 PM
Put the poor bugger back under the car park and let him be, goodness' sake. The amount of time mankind spends faffing over the bones of long dead despots, I dunno... lol

Love the figure, anyway, very clever.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Arlequín on February 06, 2013, 05:07:13 PM
I find it quite ironic that when it came to financing the dig, nobody, including Leicester Council, were interested. Now everyone is laying claim. I'd say either lay him to rest in the nearest consecrated ground as Red Orc suggests, or let Philippa Langley or the RIII Society make the decision as to where he finally goes to rest.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: carlos marighela on February 06, 2013, 07:52:48 PM
he wasn't 'Richard of York', that was his grandad, he was 'Richard of Gloucester'). He also spent much of his early life in Yorkshire, though he was born in Northamtonshire I believe. The city elders of York issued a statement when they heard he's been killed at Bosworth lamenting the death of their much-loved lord who had been betrayed and piteously slain. So he certainly had a good reputation in Northern England. His wife's buried in York too.

Well you could bury him under the model village at Bourton on the Water then/ I'm sure it would prop up flagging revenues and wargamers and history buffs, the people most likely to visit, usually love a good model village.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: James Morris on February 06, 2013, 09:15:31 PM
Ho ho!  Love it.  Watching the programme, I was speculating how long it would take the Perries to knock out a 'Death of Richard' vignette, but this is priceless!   :)
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: huevans on February 06, 2013, 10:22:38 PM
Pretty clever being buried UNDER the carpark and not on top. He must have saved millions over the years in parking charges!
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Welf VIII. on February 06, 2013, 11:15:23 PM
One could have expected a bit of more historical accurary from the Perrys though... the mini doesn't have the scoliosis wrecked back, for instance. /sarcasm.

By the way, are there any online sources about the king as a warrior, how did he fare on the battlefield before his demise?

Well, during his final and fatal charge at Bosworth he is said to have killed Henry Tudor's standard bearer Sir William Brandon and unhorsed his champion John Cheney. If we assume that both opponents had been chosen for their tasks due to their exceptional fighting skills, we might conclude Richard III was a very capable fighter.

PS: Richard of York was his father, killed at the battle of Wakefield in 1460, while his grandfather was Richard of Conisburgh, the Earl of Cambridge, who was beheaded for high treason on the orders of Henry V.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Sterling Moose on February 06, 2013, 11:22:10 PM
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He was King of England for goodness sake. Re-inter his remains at Westminster Abbey.

+1, though if it was his wish to be buried in York that would be OK too.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: joroas on February 06, 2013, 11:31:55 PM
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Well you could bury him under the model village at Bourton on the Water then/ I'm sure it would prop up flagging revenues and wargamers and history buffs, the people most likely to visit, usually love a good model village.

Leave Bourton on the Water alone! It's already a thriving tourist trap and it does have a nice model shop! :o
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Red Orc on February 06, 2013, 11:52:15 PM
... Richard of York was his father, killed at the battle of Wakefield in 1460, while his grandfather was Richard of Conisburgh, the Earl of Cambridge, who was beheaded for high treason on the orders of Henry V.

Ooops my mistake. It was of course Richard of Conisburgh's brother who was Duke of York at that point.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: joroas on February 07, 2013, 12:03:17 AM
TBH I haven't much enthusiasm around here for a burial!  He did visit Gloucester and issue the city with a charter.....

Gloucester Cathedral already boasts the remains of Edward II and William I's oldest son....

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Remains found undernearth a car park are those of Richard III it has been confirmed - but they probably won't be coming to Gloucester.

The murdered king was a former Duke of Gloucester and some people have argued that his remains should be interred at Gloucester Cathedral, where Edward II is also interred.

However, after the Univserity of Leicester said today that DNA identified in bones dug up in Leicester matched his descendents, the remains are set to be interred at that city's Cathedral.

Although Richard III was killed in the Battle of Bosworth in 1485 and buried at Leicester's Grey Friars monastery, he had strong links with Gloucester as well as being its Duke.

He gave Gloucester the Royal Charter and his coat of arms is on St Michael's Tower.

Gloucester MP Richard Graham spoke up for bringing the remains back to Gloucester if they proved to be the monarch's, and Cathedral lay clerk and city councillor Sebastian Field agreed.

"The chances appear to be fairly slim now," said Councillor Field (LD, Kingsholm and Wotton). "I'm a massive fan of Richard III, in fact my whole family is.

"I'm aware there has been a campaign to bring the remains here but as has been said before, possession appears to be nine tenths of the law. I have written to Richard Graham about it and he agrees with me that it will be quite hard to do this."


As for this:
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"I'm a massive fan of Richard III, in fact my whole family is."
  Worrying!!!!!  o_o
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: carlos marighela on February 07, 2013, 08:17:58 AM
I find it refreshing change to municipal leaders who take Napoleon, Donald Trump  Mayor Daley and Rudolph Giuliani as their muses.
Title: Re: Richard III, The Return of the King, Michael Perry-style
Post by: Bosch on February 14, 2013, 12:30:54 AM
Well, during his final and fatal charge at Bosworth he is said to have killed Henry Tudor's standard bearer Sir William Brandon and unhorsed his champion John Cheney. If we assume that both opponents had been chosen for their tasks due to their exceptional fighting skills, we might conclude Richard III was a very capable fighter.


Despite having "girlie-arms"....