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Title: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: SaxonHalfling on 03 April 2013, 01:11:29 PM
i belive laweyers willl be knocking on the scout hq soon

see attached
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: joroas on 03 April 2013, 01:29:37 PM
 :D
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: Elk101 on 03 April 2013, 03:55:10 PM
Don't GW have space marine 'scouts'? I'm sure they will be deeply concerned to hear that someone is using the term without permission.
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: joroas on 03 April 2013, 06:10:51 PM
You are referring to the Black Library Tome "Space Marine Scouting for Boys" by High Lord Inquisitor Baden-Powell, perhaps?
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: Elk101 on 03 April 2013, 07:06:31 PM
That will be the one. If I recall there was a great split between the Imperial Space Marine scouts over the design of the woggle.
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: joroas on 03 April 2013, 07:36:38 PM
I believe that the woggle with Skullz won the day.....
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: Elk101 on 03 April 2013, 08:39:13 PM
I believe that the woggle with Skullz won the day.....

I think you'll find it was the woggle with EXTRA skullz that won!
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: joroas on 03 April 2013, 09:12:14 PM
Of course, you can never have too many skullz on the woggle that goes with your Ultramarine Blue and Dark Angel Green neckerchief...
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: joroas on 03 April 2013, 09:19:13 PM
In the nightmare future of the 41st Millennium, there is no time for peace, no respite, no forgiveness.

There are only NECROMUNDA GANG SHOWS.
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: starkadder on 03 April 2013, 11:20:34 PM
The relentless thrumming of the Baden Drive reverberated through the mighty scout starcruiser We have wood.

Dib...dib...dib...dob...dob...dob.

S&M Head Marine, Madame Blyton was annoyed. Although she insisted on obedience to her every command, her body-armour slave had not tightened her woggle and cravat correctly. She smiled grimly. He would be disciplined later. Now was the time for the victory ceremony.

"Be prepared, space cubs" cried Blyton fixing an imperious stare on the quaking scouts before her.

Arkela, the ship's Necker-in-chief, stood impassively. He clutched an array of service medals ready for the awards ceremony. And a rather large tomahawk for the cowards of Troop Turramurra.

The trainee scouts were still so small that their heads could not be seen over the lip of the space armour (TM). Their fire-making may have lacked in accuracy but had more than compensated in its enthusiasm. 

The evil Duke of Edenborough would never again stain the noble ceramite (TM) khaki armour with his followers' blood.

..Now read on...

Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: joroas on 03 April 2013, 11:32:50 PM
Just so I get the Codex TM (£30) correct, are there 5 or 7 scouts in Madame Blyton's squad, and does this include a cyberdog?
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: starkadder on 03 April 2013, 11:38:39 PM
An interesting question, Joroas.

Famously, there were five but the Goto codices (TM) assert that, secretly, there were seven.

Timithi the cyberdog is considered to be augmented psychic. And in need of a bath.
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: Mason on 03 April 2013, 11:53:26 PM
Timithi the cyberdog is considered to be augmented psychic. And in need of a bath.

Barking!

The lot of ya!
 :D

Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: Conquistador on 04 April 2013, 01:08:22 AM
 ???

This must be a GW thing which I never have, don't now, and probably never will understand.   ::)   o_o

Assuming it refers to Scouting as I knew it back in the day, it seems fair to say the Boy Scouts/Girl Scouts/Camp Fire Girls are probably having nightmares in their sleeping bags...   :o

 lol   ;)   lol

Gracias,

Glenn

Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: joroas on 04 April 2013, 08:50:10 AM
Scouts in Bondage is an early manuscript that eventually became that wargamers' hit, Fifty Shades of Uniform Grey.  lol
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: Bugsda on 04 April 2013, 12:28:45 PM
Don't talk to me about "Fifty Shades of Grey" ?

After reading it my wife wanted me to treat her like Anastacia. So I got some Bolsheviks secret police to shoot her family in a cellar.

And still she wasn't happy  >:(

 lol lol lol lol
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: Dentatus on 04 April 2013, 12:39:52 PM
Don't talk to me about "Fifty Shades of Grey" ?

After reading it my wife wanted me to treat her like Anastacia. So I got some Bolsheviks secret police to shoot her family in a cellar.

And still she wasn't happy  >:(

Now that's funny. I'm stealing that.
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: joroas on 04 April 2013, 12:54:36 PM
Quote
Don't talk to me about "Fifty Shades of Grey" ?

After reading it



Nooooooooooooooooooooo!  :o
Title: Re: is that the sound of lawyers?
Post by: SaxonHalfling on 04 April 2013, 02:25:12 PM
Don't talk to me about "Fifty Shades of Grey" ?

After reading it my wife wanted me to treat her like Anastacia. So I got some Bolsheviks secret police to shoot her family in a cellar.

And still she wasn't happy  >:(

friend was in a similar situation so he told his girlfiend to make him a sandwich or he'd punish her by reading her on war

he still doesn't know why shes anger at him lol lol lol lol

on scouts BP was going to call them knights of the empire but after reading the gaunts ghosts series changed it scouts in memory of mkvenner