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Title: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Dr. The Viking on June 16, 2013, 10:12:27 PM
The infamous hunting expeditions of Captain Roosevelt have all but been completely forgotten today. Luckily some would say. None the less it is with a certain pride that I here for the first time ever present a few pages from the memoirs of the good captain himself.


"It had been a dry journey for almost a week. The company was beginning to get on each others nerves and the locals were restless. I could have sworn that Captain Havoc was keeping a secret stash that he wouldn't let anyone else in on, but the devil wouldn't make a mistake clumsy enough to let me learn of it.

It was such - dry as a reed in the sun - that I ventured next to the Agojonchichulah river in the deep jungle searching for the remnants of that good damn solicitor and his crooked gang of do no good no do gooders!

On the 10th day or maybe the 15th? My star map was off as it turned out. I swear I heard the chilling scream of a woman tortured by the wild animals of the jungle.

I immediately told my men to keep cool and sit still upon which our bagage bearers spoke of the High God Zambi and ran off.  I think.

The smell of fresh herbs crept in my nostrils. I heard the roar of a giant cat and then plunged my self forward to lead my men to the smell. We had not fed for days, we realised, constantly searching for a drop of nectar to soothe our souls..."


Unfortunately the captains diary ends there - the next few pages are torn out and we will never know how he got through this perilous journey.



We played a game of Triumph & Tragedy. All models and terrain painted by Jonas.

On side side was

Captain Roosevelt
Captain Havoc (Drunkard, unarmed)
Corto Maltose (pistol)
Ronald MacDonald (Scottish big game hunter)
Lord Begsafist
4 British troopers
3 Baggage Bearers

And then there were the Oompa loompas:

18 Cannibals
Zartan the Undeniable

Pictures from the game

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-JgtHa88JAwc/Ub4fX-KpzNI/AAAAAAAAHkY/1FVMe7Y0fk0/w901-h547-no/P1240555.JPG)
The expedition heads forward

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-yO2nzme2FkA/Ub4fbCw5DiI/AAAAAAAAHkg/QCjinqC8pLc/w903-h547-no/P1240557.JPG)
Meanwhile the cannibals are seasoning the solicitor and his accomplishes

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-uibsinqmN44/Ub4feXz-DSI/AAAAAAAAHko/ADPjRySYl0I/w1044-h529-no/P1240559.JPG)
The bearers promptly flee

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-w6yVTWgThzw/Ub4fhnxMW0I/AAAAAAAAHkw/P_ag0FRKSV8/w729-h547-no/P1240561.JPG)
Cannibal arrowers take up positions

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-K9t9UO5aZZA/Ub4fkGQ2COI/AAAAAAAAHk4/pZl6JB4yjsU/w1044-h543-no/P1240562.JPG)
As do blowpipers

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-GJqcV5tSY3M/Ub4fm3xCBLI/AAAAAAAAHlA/b2YlqS0kLr4/w1044-h488-no/P1240563.JPG)
And even a stone club wielding lot. Jolly!

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-7mJ1NvAYVJA/Ub4frauy_4I/AAAAAAAAHlI/Zh7HYDlaas4/w982-h547-no/P1240564.JPG)
The troopers go into the long grass to find out where the smell is coming from

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-4Jm-H31rg3Y/Ub4fv7X5sFI/AAAAAAAAHlQ/FqMTHRR8tBs/w1021-h547-no/P1240566.JPG)
Captain Roosevelt barks forward and gets his head in something he can't get it out of (a bit too long fast move here...)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-TRRYKMfDqn8/Ub4fyRx9ArI/AAAAAAAAHlY/tmfxqiENBfs/w1044-h426-no/P1240567.JPG)
Corto Maltose cooly walks up and tries to bring down the hammer

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-KIJBuC39ygE/Ub4f1T8Jm0I/AAAAAAAAHlg/IO7HKgA9-Ko/w909-h547-no/P1240568.JPG)
But is instead shot to death by the cannibals archers!

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-TlYTJelKThY/Ub4f7WuSwbI/AAAAAAAAHlo/8Vhjf9KmWAw/w1044-h493-no/P1240570.JPG)
The club like cannibals have meanwhile taken out Captain Havoc who was delirious and wandered right in to them

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-s3CACpnwx2g/Ub4f93Vn9RI/AAAAAAAAHlw/TCLWxJZ0Sro/w1043-h545-no/P1240572.JPG)
The natives butchered the troopers faster than a woodpecker can peck wood!

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-U9cPqSNJ6Wc/Ub4gAzprM2I/AAAAAAAAHl4/K0VLoUVjQBw/w987-h547-no/P1240575.JPG)
All of the sudden a new character enter the scene summoned the alien sounding gunfire! It is Zartan - Lard of the Jingle!

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-pcWXWYx-2V0/Ub4gDIhkZuI/AAAAAAAAHmA/bsUExOuVF4E/w1044-h390-no/P1240578.JPG)
Zartan eyes Lord Begsafist, who instantly fails to have any ammunition left!

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-ekZqeGXydes/Ub4gJqd2VCI/AAAAAAAAHmI/5u0iddpDSkQ/w916-h547-no/P1240581.JPG)
The good lord tries to flee!

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-KsysDYdyJPE/Ub4gP8QKuzI/AAAAAAAAHmQ/UkWGUZk3Ge4/w1044-h480-no/P1240583.JPG)
Back on the board only Ronald MacDonald is still standing wondering if this is really worth his still to be seen paycheck

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-w0iO2XTfVgc/Ub4gSHq0kNI/AAAAAAAAHmY/wuASw8Cg5bs/w1044-h500-no/P1240584.JPG)
Zartan catches up with Lord Begsafist and clubs him! But alas! Not hard enough. He manages to escape to an unknown destiny in the deep jungle.

Still not a drop in sight
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: OSHIROmodels on June 16, 2013, 10:20:36 PM
Brill stuff matey and rather amusing to boot  8)

cheers

James
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Jonas on June 16, 2013, 10:26:52 PM
It was an entertaining game, but the write up is even better  lol

We managed to make up some pretty uneven sides due to not understanding completely how to make up the British party. We made all the independent characters leaders (with no one to lead) where we probably should have made some heroes.

Combined with the raw cannibal archers ability to keep rolling the most brilliant (and lucky) dice roll for their shooting it made for a quick demise for the British expedition.

There were lost more cannibals to dessertion, poisoned water and heat strokes than to British shooting.

"We are slaughtering the British scum... Run Away!"  lol
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Engel on June 16, 2013, 10:27:32 PM
Looks like a great game.
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: former user on June 16, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
excellent!
finally I see rifles uniforms in colonial context - Empress I presume? Did You paint up more of them?

the Cecil Rhodes impression staging on the shore is well worth a second glance  :D
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Jonas on June 16, 2013, 10:40:02 PM
I have 10 man painted up in the rifle green and I have 10 more which is still not finished.

They are usually played as the Royal Mail Rifle Core in our VSF games. So I am not sure they are painted 100% historical correct.
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: former user on June 16, 2013, 10:49:46 PM
oh, don't bother please

pleasant enough to see something else than madder red  ;)
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Jonas on June 16, 2013, 10:57:24 PM
(http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae132/jonasfrickmann/VSF%20-%20British/brits003.jpg)

They have seen a lot of action over the years  :D
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: former user on June 16, 2013, 11:01:17 PM
but they should  :)

why else would they be so pretty?
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Jonas on June 16, 2013, 11:03:53 PM
Thanks. It makes me want to finish the rest of the bunch soon.
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Dr. The Viking on June 16, 2013, 11:05:57 PM
Thanks. It makes me want to finish the rest of the bunch soon.

No! Nooo! You need to start prepping your Belgians!  :D
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Paleskin on June 17, 2013, 12:20:55 AM
Great write up on a great looking game!
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Jonas on June 17, 2013, 01:23:12 AM
No! Nooo! You need to start prepping your Belgians!  :D

But they are still in blisters....  ::)
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Dr. The Viking on June 17, 2013, 08:22:14 AM
But they are still in blisters....  ::)

Let them break free!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-EO1c1pQdw

Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: janner on June 19, 2013, 09:35:30 PM
Coolio, can I play?
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Malamute on June 21, 2013, 08:22:22 AM
Lovely stuff chaps. :-*
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Driscoles on June 21, 2013, 10:46:42 AM
Nice looking game and a good report. Thanks for sharing.
Björn
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Marine0846 on June 23, 2013, 03:24:32 AM
Great story and photos.
Lots of laughs. lol
Thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Mason on June 02, 2014, 12:51:18 PM
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I am sure I am sure!

Raised from the dead as I have just found it and it so full of eye candy and so bloody funny!
 :-* lol :-*

You Crazy Norsemen!
 :D

Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Dr. The Viking on June 02, 2014, 01:26:28 PM
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I am sure I am sure!

Raised from the dead as I have just found it and it so full of eye candy and so bloody funny!
 :-* lol :-*

You Crazy Norsemen!
 :D



You mental limey!

Aaaah. Those were the days when I actually played games.  lol

Truth fact: I read the topic title and thought 'Oh! That sounds like something I could have written.'  o_o :D
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Dr. Zombie on June 02, 2014, 01:29:07 PM
I promise you next week I will have time for some gaming!
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Dr. The Viking on June 02, 2014, 01:31:18 PM
I promise you next week I will have time for some gaming!

Ha! HA! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

- American Dad

 ;D ;)


Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: aggro84 on June 03, 2014, 03:07:38 AM
Lovely work!
You never fail to impress Doctor!
I love your imagination!
Title: Re: Perilous True Tales: Oompa Loompa stew!
Post by: Atheling on June 10, 2014, 09:45:34 AM
Nice rep.

Great pics  8).

Darrell.