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Title: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: bandit86 on 22 March 2014, 05:56:38 AM
This is perfect and funny.
they go for the shiny bits
http://www.upworthy.com/a-funny-look-at-everything-wrong-with-the-way-womens-armor-is-depicted?c=ag
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: Doomhippie on 22 March 2014, 10:19:14 AM
Yea, they do...

But when I think back to the Conan stories the armor of choics for guys seemed to be the loincloth.

That seems to have changed - with women's armor I'm not so sure - though in "serious" Fantasy the chainmail bikini seems to have largely disappeared.
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: Vermis on 22 March 2014, 01:54:01 PM
But when I think back to the Conan stories the armor of choics for guys seemed to be the loincloth.

Yeah, but that's more to do with power fantasies. The 'men want to be and (bikini armoured) women want to be with' schtick.

Liked that video? See this (http://repair-her-armor.tumblr.com/). You can take or leave the captions and complaints, but the pics alone show the boggling examples that still get pasted up on people's screens.
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: stone-cold-lead on 22 March 2014, 04:01:52 PM
I prefer beer can armour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VufilzHKTqk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VufilzHKTqk)
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: FramFramson on 22 March 2014, 07:10:19 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/78a329ca1420b48c40ca8e0748f4c1e9/tumblr_n1s2pjSXYN1s755fuo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: Doomhippie on 23 March 2014, 12:10:37 AM
All of the above...  lol

Wow, sometimes it's really embarrassing to be a guy...
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: dijit on 23 March 2014, 07:04:31 AM
All of the above...  lol

Wow, sometimes it's really embarrassing to be a guy...

Whats scary is that developers seem to think this is a great idea...

(perhaps if the whole market were teenage boys, but God knows theres a lot of us that aren't - both boys or teenagers)
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: Jorny on 23 March 2014, 10:16:21 AM
This is one of the reasons I like Red Box Games so much. Most of the women miniatures actually look strong confident fighters not like some adolescent wet dream.



Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: Elbows on 23 March 2014, 12:02:17 PM
Judging by GW sales, I'm quite sure this is all an adolescent young boy's market... lol  I know some gamers who seem to fancy only scantily clad lady figures.
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: FramFramson on 23 March 2014, 03:53:19 PM
Well, GW almost makes a point out of selling as few female models as possible, regardless of wether you're in it for gender equity or plain old titillation. :/
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: Sybou on 26 March 2014, 05:51:08 PM
(http://www.midniteticket.com/sites/default/files/styles/news_page_header/public/the-barbarians-b-fest-2013-northwestern-chicago.jpg)

Look at these armors!!!! For men too, it is working :D

So much protection, you know?  lol
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: white knight on 26 March 2014, 09:44:40 PM
I remember seeing that barbarian movie as a kid. God, it was bad...  ;D
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: FramFramson on 27 March 2014, 12:04:40 AM
(http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/57/68/449a24f4488de31e54e2f80fc61d7843.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantasy womens armor
Post by: maxxon on 27 March 2014, 07:28:23 AM
But when I think back to the Conan stories the armor of choics for guys seemed to be the loincloth.

I think in the actual REH stories the armor or clothing was mostly sensible or at the very least situational. As King of Aquilonia, Conan rides to battle in full plate.

It's the comics and Frazetta art that brought the loincloth out. And possibly the later non-REH stories, never much bothered with them...