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Miniatures Adventure => Age of Myths, Gods and Empires => Topic started by: NickNascati on March 01, 2020, 08:03:44 PM

Title: Paleolithic arms dealer
Post by: NickNascati on March 01, 2020, 08:03:44 PM

Well, not really.  I did however make some axes and spears from scratch to enable some conversion in the next batch of Neanderthals I get.  Spears are carved entirely from a toothpick.  The axe handles are toothpick, with the blade being balsa.  I used wood glue to create the effect of the cord wrapped around the blades and spear points.

Title: Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
Post by: Michi on March 01, 2020, 08:35:36 PM

Wood and glue - well, these are perfect replicas and not models!  :D

Title: Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
Post by: Lord Blackheart on March 04, 2020, 02:12:29 AM

"This revolutionary new axe, use the latest Cro-Magnon technology. It smash Mammoth! It smash Cave Bear! It smash head of smart-arse  Cro-Magnon! And look... the blade still sharp. Order now and you get not 1 but 2 axe! And as special offer to you, you also get 4 stabby spear with possible aerodynamic potential for stabbing from long way away! Just 12 easy payments of 7 Sabretooth tusks per moon cycle. Shout your order now!"


Is what a Paleolithic arms dealer would say about your fine craftsmanship

Title: Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
Post by: Metternich on March 05, 2020, 12:18:39 AM

It dices, it slices, it even makes Julian fries.

Title: Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
Post by: Irregular Wars Nic on March 10, 2020, 07:45:42 AM

Quote from: Lord Blackheart on March 04, 2020, 02:12:29 AM

"This revolutionary new axe, use the latest Cro-Magnon technology. It smash Mammoth! It smash Cave Bear! It smash head of smart-arse  Cro-Magnon! And look... the blade still sharp. Order now and you get not 1 but 2 axe! And as special offer to you, you also get 4 stabby spear with possible aerodynamic potential for stabbing from long way away! Just 12 easy payments of 7 Sabretooth tusks per moon cycle. Shout your order now!"


Is what a Paleolithic arms dealer would say about your fine craftsmanship

 lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Title: Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
Post by: vtsaogames on March 11, 2020, 10:13:33 PM

Act now and we'll throw in this set of Ginzu stone-chipped knives!

Title: Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
Post by: Metternich on March 22, 2020, 06:35:16 PM

They chop, they slice, they dice.  You can even make julienne mammoth fries.

Title: Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
Post by: FramFramson on March 22, 2020, 06:58:30 PM

Quote from: Irregular Wars Nic on March 10, 2020, 07:45:42 AM

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Title: Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
Post by: Captain Harlock on April 19, 2020, 04:04:17 PM

It will keeeeel