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Miniatures Adventure => Railway Wargaming => Topic started by: Helen on October 02, 2007, 11:38:39 AM

Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Helen on October 02, 2007, 11:38:39 AM
Hi Folks, I saw this on the Axis forum and the Great War forum and my thanks goes to them for this story. I've another crazy story about Aussie airmen, but that will be latter after I move in a few weeks. Just trying to keep you guys entertained especially Poly and Peder :)

During the dramatic battles the Bavarian pilots of the Fliegerabteilung 304b in Afula had still some time for crazy ideas. The pilots were disappointed about the long lasting travel from their airfield in Afula to the city Haifa, which was a four hours ride with a very old train for just 60km. They wanted to have a faster travel to go this city. Therefore captain Walz, the Squadron leader, had the genius idea to take a wagon from the train company and ordered to build a 160 hp Daimler plane engine on top of it. His men did as ordered and called this vehicle the Phönizischer Bäderexpress. The order for the 7. April 1918 was: "The first ride will be the day after tomorrow at 8 p.m. after the flight duty. The participation is according the merits. Take bathing trunks with you!" Indeed, with 90km maximum speed they travelled with this machine to Haifa and the surprised Turks were calling "yavas, yavas" (slowly, slowly).

Names on the Photo below:
Der Schnellzug Haifa-Afula: Nr. 1 Kommandeur der F.A. 304 Hauptmann Walz, Nr. 2 Ltn. von Gablenz , Nr. 3 Kommandeur der Flieger Hauptmann Heemskerck, Nr. 4 Ltn. Felmy, Nr. 5 Ltn. Debus, Nr. 6 Ltn. Heussenstamm, Nr. 7 Hauptmann Elias, Nr. 8 Ltn. Haefner.
Picture and text from Dr. Norbert Schwake, Nazareth

The railway from Afula (El Affule) to Haifa - the airfield Afula was taken 20 September by Australian cavalry before all planes and equipment could be evacuated and may of the personnel became POWs. The famous train should be used to evacuate some material and tools but crashed somewhere underway with an opposite travelling train.

(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s266/HelenBachaus/phoenizischer_baederexpress_194.jpg)[/img]
Title: Re: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Poliorketes on October 02, 2007, 11:51:05 AM
Astounding!

A quick translation:

Phönizischer Bäderexpress
phonician bathexpress

Schnellzug
Express

Kommandeur der F.A.
Commander Anti Aircraft

Kommandeur der Flieger
Flight Commander
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Helen on October 02, 2007, 11:55:21 AM
Thanks Poliorketes for the translations on a few choosen words 8)
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Plynkes on October 02, 2007, 12:34:27 PM
Fantastic. Sure beats those pump-action things you see in Mack Sennett films!

I want one. It's something nice and small for my 25mm Ned Lawrence to try and blow up, to ease him into it, as it were...  :)
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: PeteMurray on October 02, 2007, 12:47:37 PM
And thus once again, history is stranger than anything we can invent.
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Westfalia Chris on October 02, 2007, 01:57:18 PM
Wonderful! A WW1-era Transrapid! :lol:

Totally pulp. Perfect or the heroes to steal after they rescued the captured lady spy from the clutches of the horrible hun hofficer... er, sorry, officer, that is.
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: PeteMurray on October 02, 2007, 02:58:07 PM
Helen, I hope you don't mind, but I copied your post to another forum (with attribution) because those guys are interested in the Great War beyond the trenches.

Plus this is amazing. I'm still giggling like a Bavarian on a flying flatcar.
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Helen on October 02, 2007, 07:59:07 PM
Guys, I'm happy you like it :) No worries at all Pete - its aways nice to see other forums who maybe interested in something a little different.

With the upcoming release of the flat car from Company B you are well on your way in creating an exciting adventure. 8)
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Plynkes on November 02, 2007, 02:45:53 PM
I was going to save this one until I had some more stuff from the Plynkestine theatre to show off, but what the hell, may as well show it now. I thought Helen might get a kick out of it:

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/Plynkes/Der%20Phoenix/derphoenix.jpg)
As she was dashed to pieces, and then rebuilt twice, I have christened her Der Phönix.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/Plynkes/Der%20Phoenix/derphoenix2.jpg)
Simplified the design a bit, and it's smaller than the real-life version. That's because the railway in Plynkestine runs on a narrower gauge than the Palestine one, and I had to make do with what rolling stock I could find.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/Plynkes/Der%20Phoenix/derphoenix3.jpg)
Our brave Bayerisches lads (is that the correct adjective?) have come into town for some well-deserved R&R. Not quite like the girls back home in the mountains, eh?

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/Plynkes/Der%20Phoenix/derphoenix4.jpg)
But the local officials aren't happy. "Tickets, please!"

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/Plynkes/Der%20Phoenix/derphoenix5.jpg)
"You can't park that here!" Even in the Ottoman Empire they have 'Jobsworths.'

As usual she looks better than this in real life. The colours look all different and some of the detail hasn't really shown up. I'll perhaps try and take some pictures in better light later.
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Hammers on November 02, 2007, 02:49:07 PM
That is lovely, Plynkes! I can't wait for you to do a battle report on it. In fact, I expect you to call your sidekick Sickly and have him over for a game this very weekend. :-)
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: PeteMurray on November 02, 2007, 02:53:43 PM
Yes, I'm afraid we must insist on a battle report. By Monday.
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Hammers on November 02, 2007, 03:11:59 PM
Just so there are no misunderstandings: by Monday, eighthundred hours sharp or I shall be very cross.
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Plynkes on November 02, 2007, 03:44:05 PM
Prepare to be very cross. This week's game is one of Chronoglide's silly Sci-Fi efforts.  Farscape using 5150 or something. I find Farscape somewhat tedious, but he assures me that 5150 is fast-paced, action-packed and lots of fun.

We'll see.
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Hammers on November 02, 2007, 03:46:57 PM
:x

Oh, well... Ignore us and a nice weekend, then.
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: PeteMurray on November 02, 2007, 03:47:21 PM
Have Chronoglide brought here, that he may be judged.  :x

So this is the doohickey which took the nosedive? I can see why you were so cross.
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Strand on November 02, 2007, 04:29:33 PM
This is so unbelievably cool I kept staring at it for minutes.  :o  :love:

This is what I love most about this forum: the output is simply breathtaking! Casting real scorpions, fascinating swashbuckling tables, recreating weird machinery - whow!  :D
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: revford on November 02, 2007, 06:51:58 PM
It looks great, just as insane and dangerous as the real thing.  :)

The crew and locals look good too.
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Vanvlak on November 02, 2007, 06:59:48 PM
Now that's really grand  8)  8)  8)
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Westfalia Chris on November 02, 2007, 08:51:26 PM
As an exotic railway stuff aficionado, I can only say: blistering beautiful. Great detail, wonderfully compact, just perfect. I really need to invade Plynkestine when I come over to the UK in ´10 so we can pit it against my armoured train. Which I´ll still have to build, but who cares.
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Helen on November 02, 2007, 10:14:15 PM
Hi Poly, What a fantastic piece of Poly engineering 8)

Well done indeed kind Sir and I look forward in time in seeing an adventure or two and maybe with our interpid Otto at the helm (away from his submarine of course) :)
Title: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Poliorketes on November 04, 2007, 01:44:53 PM
Hilarious madman! That's fantastic!
Title: Re: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: former user on September 25, 2009, 09:16:11 AM
these mad kraut flymen....
marvellous work Plynkes

"Badhaus mit Tanzenmädchen " -  very pulpy  ;) lol
thought it was about beach bathing
but this is even better - lots of foam needed in the bathtub and a cold shower before standing up  ;D

I will definetely have one of my own - already looking in the bits box for an engine
Title: Re: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Admiral Benbow on September 25, 2009, 03:32:12 PM
One of the rare occasions to second former user  8):

Gorgeous set, Plynkes, and "Badhaus mit Tanzenmädchen" is just brilliant ... lol
Title: Re: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: former user on September 25, 2009, 06:02:50 PM
it took me 2 hours to recover  :? 8)

"Rrrrrreinnnemackefrrrauuuu"

also an excellent pulp movie with rrreallly evil Dschärmans
they never showed the "Immer Essen" right?
if I ever build a passenger boat, it shall be called "Immer Essen" in honour of Steve Martin

sorry, totally offtopic of course, apart from the pulpy spirit

btw, how comes that this "pulp" cliché is so real when it is about the 20ies?? or that period?
I have a picture of my grandparents from the ... must have been 1928, on a walk in the street, and they look like a couple from a gangster movie, complete with thin moustache
Title: Re: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Bako on September 26, 2009, 07:34:11 AM
It's the spirit of the times, you rapscallion ;). My great grandparents too. Good old grandpa with his waxed mustache, ever curling its ends.
Title: Re: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Michi on October 01, 2009, 05:31:22 PM
I can see no brakes on the actual thing!
Totally crazy and that years before Kruckenberg´s "Schienenzeppelin"...

"Badhaus mit Tanzenmädchen" is so cool and believably written by non-german speaking locals.
"Badehaus mit Tanzmädchen" would have been correct, but yours is much cooler!!!

By the way "our brave bayerischen lads" if you want a correct german adjective in an english sentence. It has something to do with the complicated german way of giving sexes to nouns.
Title: Re: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Plynkes on October 01, 2009, 06:07:23 PM
Ha! You give me too much credit. It's written in that cool and believable way because I am a non-German speaking local, not because I'm some master of German Pulp!  lol lol lol

But I figured that as the sign was written by a Turk or an Arab, it wouldn't matter one jot if he got it wrong.


No brakes is probably why it crashed.
Title: Re: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: Plynkes on October 01, 2009, 06:11:43 PM
Oh, and by the way: Regarding this 2007 thread...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xos2MnVxe-c&feature=related
 lol lol lol lol
Title: Re: Phönizischer Bäderexpress
Post by: former user on October 01, 2009, 11:47:16 PM
I can see no brakes on the actual thing!

couldn't they have switched the propleller to reverse? ;)
I know, there isn't any transmission to be seen either