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Title: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: 6milPhil on April 21, 2015, 10:36:18 AM

If you've ever been lucky enough to meet any of the moderators of this fine forum you can't have failed to notice what gorgeous individuals they are. Yet this shining light of manhood is hidden behind walls of texts, moved topics and the occasional closed thread.

How about we have a Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Vermis on April 21, 2015, 12:10:25 PM
Slow day, Phil?
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: gamer Mac on April 21, 2015, 12:13:03 PM
Spec savers have got some good deals on glasses lol lol lol
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Mason on April 21, 2015, 12:48:12 PM
Spec savers have got some good deals on glasses lol lol lol

 lol lol lol

Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Cherno on April 21, 2015, 01:41:45 PM
I got this pic I sneakily took in the Gentlemen's Cigar Room of a major wargaming convention a couple of years ago, I saved it to use it as leverage for rainy days (me getting banned!) but now I might as well publish it, since it's such a strong contender. Note: Picture shows the actual Prof. Witchheimer. Also note that he does not, in fact, wear a suit. He just has red skin (ever wondered why his profile pic is in b&w?) and is a black leather strap afficionado... Make of that, and the pose, what you will. And yes, he ALWAS wears that hat. I have no idea what the context of this situation was, though.

(http://abload.de/img/sexywitchheimeri1p35.jpg)
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Dr. The Viking on April 21, 2015, 02:58:32 PM
Forgot to log out!?
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: 6milPhil on April 22, 2015, 01:25:14 PM
I'm perturbed by the lack of recognising beauty when it's so obvious, bar Cherno who is obviously highly aesthetic.

I think it's got legs, especially the bikini round. 
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: DoctorPete on April 22, 2015, 11:31:07 PM
They don't make enough eye-bleach to remove the images of a bikini competition from my mind.  Please!  No "who can wear the Zardoz costume best" competition.   :D
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Mason on April 22, 2015, 11:32:48 PM
I notice the lack of reply from any of the Mods.....

You had better be careful at Salute, Phil.
They may 'Moderate' you in person.
 :D

Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: 6milPhil on April 23, 2015, 10:46:23 AM
I have been contacted, via PM, by most of the moderators. Typically it's along the lines of "Does this colour suit me?", "Does my arse look big in this?" or "Should I use hair removal cream or go for a waxing?". I'm happy to help of course.

My safety on Saturday is guaranteed as I can't make it this year, now you've reminded me I shall cry myself to sleep tonight.  :`
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Cherno on April 23, 2015, 11:16:30 AM
I have been contacted, via PM, by most of the moderators. Typically it's along the lines of "Does this colour suit me?", "Does my arse look big in this?" or "Should I use hair removal cream or go for a waxing?". I'm happy to help of course.

My safety on Saturday is guaranteed as I can't make it this year, now you've reminded me I shall cry myself to sleep tonight.  :`

I am intrigued; why do the moderators come to you for advice on fashion & male hair removal?  ::) :D
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Dr DeAth on April 23, 2015, 11:18:00 AM
I'm sure I've got some fashion photos of a couple of our mods I could dig out and post if there is interest :)

Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Dr DeAth on April 23, 2015, 11:27:40 AM
I think our mods may have a collective penchant for leatherwork and straps; here's a pic of our very own uber-mod Malamute taken at a recent moderator's gathering.

(http://leadadventureforum.com/gallery/21/1512_23_04_15_12_23_33.jpg) 
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: 6milPhil on April 23, 2015, 11:34:58 AM
I am intrigued; why do the moderators come to you for advice on fashion & male hair removal?  ::) :D

It's the usual contestant flirting with the compere schtuck. The only one I had to put right was Captain Blood with his "I want world peace and to work with children or animals or both." It's too cliched mate.

I think our mods may have a collective penchant for leatherwork and straps; here's a pic of our very own uber-mod Malamute taken at a recent moderator's gathering.

(http://leadadventureforum.com/gallery/21/1512_23_04_15_12_23_33.jpg) 

Magical... I hope everyone appreciates my original point now.
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Mason on April 23, 2015, 11:36:15 AM
I was waiting for the piccies to appear...

You may be safe now, Phil.
Their ire may well be spent on De'Ath instead.
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: YPU on April 23, 2015, 05:52:41 PM
Collour me both a strange shade of red and surprised.
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Bugsda on April 23, 2015, 07:15:47 PM
Gotta' be Malamute. He's sartorial, discerning and he takes time to wine and dine a girl.  ;D
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: axabrax on April 23, 2015, 08:48:28 PM
I will assume this is the same vein of British humor where men cross-dressing  and putting on caberets is considered riotously funny that we Americans don't understand?  I'll give Phil the benefit of the doubt...
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: YPU on April 23, 2015, 09:10:26 PM
I will assume this is the same vein of British humor where men cross-dressing  and putting on caberets is considered riotously funny that we Americans don't understand?  I'll give Phil the benefit of the doubt...
Comes from sticking around an island for so long, people get a bit... funny. Mind you as a cheesehead I'm quite partial to their particular humor. 
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Arlequín on May 08, 2015, 11:07:25 AM
Just cottoned on to this... sorry folks.  :D

With some exceptions a lot of the mods have never met their fellows and live some distance apart, and so are able to keep swimsuits, evening dresses and all that closely guarded secrets till the night itself.

Myself I'm steering clear of the 'mankini', it's getting a bit clichéd. I'm looking to push new boundaries myself.  ;)
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Tactalvanic on May 08, 2015, 11:26:10 AM
 :D I care not for the appearance, clothing (or not) choices of the illustrious moderators of this fine forum :D

I care about them maintaining a good place to go for inspiration, entertainment and good company.

I care for the quality and interesting output and product relating to our shared hobby/interests.

However, in consideration of the second point, entertainment, please feel free to provide further visual evidence, after all its good to put faces to names.. and other bits to. 

It is indeed a slow day in this office today at least. :D
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Driscoles on May 08, 2015, 04:24:40 PM
This is a Great idea.
Can i Post a pic from the 90' s ?
I ll probably win... But Nick with wig or Captain Blood as Dracula are tough competitors
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Arlequín on May 08, 2015, 07:55:38 PM
If we go for older photos it's a bit unfair, I look quite dashing and fit in uniform... whereas more recent ones look like I have not dashed anywhere for quite some time.

 ;)
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Cherno on May 09, 2015, 01:48:50 AM
Pics or it didn't happen  >:(
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Arlequín on May 09, 2015, 07:14:07 AM
Luckily for the others my older photos are neither digitised, nor with me here. However I can offer a swimsuit photo.  ::)

(https://scontent-mad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/216319_5933118659_7500_n.jpg?oh=40f2f86118c60c56eb8eb76d871d9e76&oe=56092C19)
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: OSHIROmodels on May 09, 2015, 09:28:09 AM
Oh go on then  ::)

(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk138/jimbibbly/japan069.jpg)

cheers

James
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: von Lucky on May 09, 2015, 09:43:15 AM
I never realised you were so short, and had such wide hips :D
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Captain Blood on May 09, 2015, 10:08:56 AM
I think moderators should be in the background, not flaunting themselves...

;)

This is the sexiest one of me I could find. Taken last year...

(http://leadadventureforum.com/gallery/21/577_09_05_15_11_07_00.jpg)
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: OSHIROmodels on May 09, 2015, 10:12:11 AM
Question is, can you do the voice  :D

cheers

James
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Captain Blood on May 09, 2015, 10:28:31 AM
I was told I was indistinguishable from the real thing. Possums  ;)
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Arlequín on May 09, 2015, 11:56:58 AM
I never realised you were so short, and had such wide hips :D

Not very flattering or kind, the correct trope/phrase is "I thought he'd be taller" when referring to short-arses.  ;)
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Malamute on May 09, 2015, 12:30:18 PM
Oh go on then  ::)

(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk138/jimbibbly/japan069.jpg)

cheers

James

You've aged considerably since that photo was taken.. its not recent is it? lol
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: 6milPhil on May 09, 2015, 01:41:49 PM
Which Inbetweeners charactor is that?
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: janner on May 09, 2015, 02:09:58 PM
You've aged considerably since that photo was taken.. its not recent is it? lol

By aged, do you mean widened?  :o
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Malamute on May 09, 2015, 02:17:24 PM
By aged, do you mean widened?  :o

That as well :D
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Dr. Zombie on May 09, 2015, 02:38:37 PM
Here (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t75/Fredejensen/brender-bottoms_zps216a1497.jpg) is a behind the scene paparazzi photo from the LAF Mod swimsuit contest.
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: OSHIROmodels on May 09, 2015, 02:46:53 PM
Oi! Don't just pick on me you tossers  ;D
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Eric the Shed on May 09, 2015, 04:56:07 PM
We could introduce these photos...from Blam last year

(http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j375/ErictheShed/BLAM2015z/pp16_zpsd0f452cc.jpg)

(http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j375/ErictheShed/BLAM2015z/pp17_zps19d4055b.jpg)

(http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j375/ErictheShed/BLAM2015z/HEAd_zps02a76c53.jpg)

or Blam a couple of years back

(http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j375/ErictheShed/BLAM13/DSC_1332_zps1c1c8d85.jpg)

Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Arlequín on May 09, 2015, 06:50:25 PM
Here (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t75/Fredejensen/brender-bottoms_zps216a1497.jpg) is a behind the scene paparazzi photo from the LAF Mod swimsuit contest.

If only we were looking half that good from the back.  ::)
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Mason on May 09, 2015, 07:45:31 PM
Here (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t75/Fredejensen/brender-bottoms_zps216a1497.jpg) is a behind the scene paparazzi photo from the LAF Mod swimsuit contest.

 :o :o :o

Why, exactly, do you have this picture in your photobucket?

On second thoughts, I really dont want to know......


Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Andym on May 10, 2015, 07:53:25 AM
Oh go on then  ::)

(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk138/jimbibbly/japan069.jpg)

cheers

James

That's just Jim standing on one of his samurai tables!

I think moderators should be in the background, not flaunting themselves...

;)

This is the sexiest one of me I could find. Taken last year...

(http://leadadventureforum.com/gallery/21/577_09_05_15_11_07_00.jpg)

Thank god some people get better with age!! :o

Luckily for the others my older photos are neither digitised, nor with me here. However I can offer a swimsuit photo.  ::)

(https://scontent-mad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/216319_5933118659_7500_n.jpg?oh=40f2f86118c60c56eb8eb76d871d9e76&oe=56092C19)

Be warned!! Your board is still plugged in!! :o

Electricity and water don't mix!!
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Arlequín on May 10, 2015, 10:43:53 AM
It's ok, I used loads of gaffer tape round the plug socket.  ;)
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: dijit on May 10, 2015, 03:53:34 PM
Thanks guys, needed a good laugh. Will a poll be going up later, LPL style? We can have rounds and everything!  o_o
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: janner on May 10, 2015, 05:59:04 PM
It's ok, I used loads of gaffer tape round the plug socket.  ;)

Are we still talking about the surf board  :o
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: fastolfrus on May 10, 2015, 06:03:04 PM
Luckily for the others my older photos are neither digitised, nor with me here. However I can offer a swimsuit photo.  ::)

(https://scontent-mad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/216319_5933118659_7500_n.jpg?oh=40f2f86118c60c56eb8eb76d871d9e76&oe=56092C19)

Looks as though your steam iron is leaking...
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: Arlequín on May 10, 2015, 07:20:50 PM
Are we still talking about the surf board  :o

Oddly (oh, ok, not really oddly at all) a friend of mine did call it a gimp suit, which with the hood, mittens and boots, it does do a fair impression of one.

Looks as though your steam iron is leaking...

Clearly we've reached the end of mocking Jim's "I'm not short, I'm taller than this tree" pic.  ;) 
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: OSHIROmodels on May 10, 2015, 10:43:10 PM
Clearly we've reached the end of mocking Jim's "I'm not short, I'm taller than this tree" pic.  ;) 

'Bout f'ing time  lol
Title: Re: Sexiest Moderator Competition?
Post by: fastolfrus on May 12, 2015, 12:07:03 AM
Clearly we've reached the end of mocking Jim's "I'm not short, I'm taller than this tree" pic.  ;) 

Sorry, had to look twice to see him :~]