We went to Gozo for a day-trip.
Taxi driver asked us where (in the UK) we came from.
We told him, 'Rugby, in the Midlands'.
'How far from the coast' he asked.
'depends which coast, but about one to two hours'
He laughed, 'Gozo 10 minutes tops!'
We also had fun buying a ticket for the ferry over from Malta.
No mater how hard we looked we couldn't find anywhere to buy a
ticket from, then a kind person took pity on us and said, 'you buy
the ticket when you get off at Gozo' We thought that odd until he
pointed out, 'where else are you gonna go, but back to Malta?'