From the subject line "Arooooo!" I was expecting a lycanthropic President for Life, which might have improved his disposition somewhat.
"I saw Rich Little walking down the street,
Doin' the Werewolves of the White House.
I saw Anthony Hopkins walking down the street,
Doin' the Werewolves of the White House.
I saw a werewolf breaking and entering at the Watergate,
His alibi was perfect..."