Another Friday night at the Koh-i-Noor, by the looks of things.
I never had any onion bloody bhajis!
But you had the keema rice, that's miles dearer than what I had. It's got little chunks of lamb in it.
Why don't we just divide the bill by five? It would be easier.
Ha! You would say that, you had about eight bottles of Cobra. I only had two.