So the new kitten destroyed an artificial tree thingy we had in the living room.
I recycled.

Each tree is on a 2" square sheet metal slab to keep it stable, and is about 8-9" across.

...I made seventeen of them.

When a terrain project gets to where you could actually line your front sidewalk with it, some line somewhere has been crossed.
Future battle reports will probably feature the jungles of Venus.