Fight the evil powers of Bibbleness and finish this! I know that you feel like Frodo at Mount Doom, hesitating with the bloody ring. But you'll get through this with the support from us, pushing you on with as a gay voice as Sam.
And since James is so bloody tall (When him and Peter Crouch went to the Fair, the Ticket holder asked Peter if he was James' son), he'll fit the bill of Sauron.