We shall be there with the school club game - "Casterbridge, somewhere in Wessex 1813".
Darcy, Wickham and Bingley looking for the Bennett sisters.
Lord Byron (mad, bad, dangerous to know) looking for his friends Dr Polidori and Mary Shelley.
Captain Sharke (of the 60th Rifles) and the towering Sergeant Hagrid investigating irregularities at the headquarters of the South Wessex Regiment.
Javert, a young French officer, searching for a mystery woman.
According to popular speculation, the French Lieutenant's other woman may be Tess of the Baskervilles.
The Bennett sisters? contending with zombies, seamonsters, and the postmistress from Cranford.
Also look out for Tobias Smollett, Squire Trelawney, The Empress of Blandings, Sir Francis Haddock, and any other literary characters we can plagiarise.
Oh and some of the zombies are Scottish.