IM GUNNA MAKE MINCE MEAT OUTA YOU! : free bar brawl rules

[The_Wisecrack]

spent two hours tonight writing up and revising these rules.
they are based on a game me and my brother play by memory for bar brawling.
the rule set is a random activation system where players roll to "control" the bar brawling characters for one turn.
any uncontrolled characters become non player characters and roll on a random events table.
there is a small list of actions ranging from easy (pick up item) to ex. hard (balcony dive)

the main rule of the game is that there is no limitation. as long a the players involved believe it
1. possible
2. realistic
IT CAN HAPPEN.

me and my brother played a game were a bar maid urinated on a fallen mans head, causing him to lose his concentration and therefore not be able to stand in his next go.

the rules core rules print (as two pages) onto one page comfortably and can still be read. this helps with play. also there is a brief summary of play  which i will post here.

the rules are attached below.
HAVE FUN

[The_Wisecrack]

here is the summary of play:


Quick play sheet


Sequence of play
Before game:
Setup terrain, board and make sure all players are clear on what is what (sounds silly but ?this is a table with three chairs? is crucial)

During:
1. Roll one initiative dice each
2. Roll to control minis player one
3. Player two repeats
4. One player rolls on random events table for uncontrolled miniatures
5. ALL actions

REPEAT until five turns are up.

Control table
        
 Type of miniature                                 Roll needed to control miniature

 An unarmed model (no weapon )                           3
+ 1 weapon (e.g. pistol)                                           4
+ 2 weapon (e.g. pistol and knife)                          5
Special character  (regardless of weapon)           6

Random events of uncontrolled characters table

Roll 1d6              result

1-2                  Whimper and hide ? run d6 inches towards cover

3-4                   Toughen up ? this miniature runs D6 inches towards nearest miniature causing trouble (not in hiding) and gets one attack against the mini

5-6                 Lunatic ? mini runs d6 inches towards nearest projectile or pistol and gets one free ?shot? or throw at nearest mini in range

There?s no point in making counters for the scenery (e.g. bottle counter) most would break or smash upon use so would be ?lost? in the fray of the brawl. For the sake of keeping the game fun chairs, bottles, glasses, etc can be re used as long as they are fairly used. (you can?t say ?I?m going to pick up a bottle that?s randomly sitting in the corner? but you can say ?I?m going to pick up the piano players whiskey glass and throw it at blah blah?)

[Sangennaru]

Sounds cool!!! I need to try it, somewhere! XD