Looking for an Irish Dancer figure

[Froggy the Great]

Anyone know if anybody makes an Irish dancer figure?  I need to get one to modify into a raygun-pulp star ranger, for various hilarious reasons.

[carlos marighela]

Pick a figure from any range  you fancy, place it on the work bench and whack it with the largest hammer you can find.  Scrape it up or dig it out of your bench and you will have.......................(wait for it)............. ......................... MICHAEL FLATLY!

Ta da or, in keeping with your request,  Ta tiddly tye toe tum da....

[Red Orc]

Absolutely no ideas I'm afraid, but do you want a male or a female figure? It might help with the suggestions...

[Froggy the Great]

Specifically I need a female 28mm figure, to commemorate Audrey's dealing nothing but very precise leg-wounds in yesterday's Fantastic Worlds game. 

[Froggy the Great]

Much less to do with flying cats and much more to do with her propensity to roll far more 8-10s on any D10 she picks up than anything else, thus corresponding to the LEGS hit location in FW.

[Hammers]

Pick a figure from any range  you fancy, place it on the work bench and whack it with the largest hammer you can find.  Scrape it up or dig it out of your bench and you will have.......................(wait for it)............. ......................... MICHAEL FLATLY!

Ta da or, in keeping with your request,  Ta tiddly tye toe tum da....

Delightful. Tell me, do you do children's parties to?

[Froggy the Great]

So yeah.  Anyone know where I might find a figure of this sort?  I've seen one once, but I really don't remember where it might have been.

[P_Clapham]

Anyone know if anybody makes an Irish dancer figure?  I need to get one to modify into a raygun-pulp star ranger, for various hilarious reasons.

Like the Riverdance folk? 

[Froggy the Great]

yes.

[starkadder]

As bizarre and unhealthy as it may seem, I have a possibility not involving large heavy objects.

Eureka Miniatures produces a figure that rides a penny farthing. Admittedly it is a male figure but it's dressed in Victorian carny (in other words fairly anonymous).

The position of the pedalling legs and the folded arms makes it almost perfect to represent an Irish dancer.
http://eurekamin.com.au/product_info.php?cPath=87_126_153_157&products_id=1891

It is so humiliating to know this thing. Thalidomide dancing is one step below the inanity of Morris dancing.

[P_Clapham]

Another option would be a celtic or other ancient figure, shirtless and running forward on one leg.  It would be simple to bend the metal so the miniature would be standing up straight.  Only issue, I can't find one..