We would, but it would involve coming out in the snow to hunt you down.
I nominate Manic Miner, he's only about 30 miles away... he can probably trek across the snow-bound wastes of Durham with badmington rackets strapped to his feet or something.
Canadians, Russians any one else with real weather reading this thread, please feel free to pee yourselves laughing...
Bezzo - good call. Forgot about the Metro Centre. You're right it will be hell until the January sales are over, A1 round Gateshead is best avoided.