that pink 5 stuff is dire. If they had managed to make her sound as if she could speak English properly it might have worked. All the bloody American mall brat chat (using the word like incorrectly ALL THE TIME*) just made me wish they'd just blow her up - I think that happened after her first sentence 
* a real bugbear of mine - and it's spread into the UK now. It's horrible and makes people sound so vapid and sub-human.

See; this where the shortcomings of the Internet are shining through, because I honestly cannot tell whether you are being sarcastic, or are really seriously committed to the proper use of the English language. No; really...

Whilst I share your concerns about the decline of proper language use (and not only of English for that matter), I was under the impression that the whole 'Valley Girl' thing was the very point of the sketches. You know; comedy effects added to a scene by inserting an out of place element into it?
Unless you hid your sarcasm impressively well and I just made a fool out of myself, in which case you can get out of my grille and like, talk to the hand, 'kay?
