Hop you all have a good time at Triples today! I'll be there in spirit, anyway.
I got up to go this morning, and found the car had a flat tyre... half an hour in the rain later and I still can't loosen the wheelnuts.

Walked back into the house, dripping water, and gave the wife the sad news that I'd be missing the show.
She just gave a quick smile, and said 'Well, why not spend the day finally opening the boxes of stuff you bought there last year? or the year before? or...'
Women! They just don't understand. She'll be expecting me to paint the stuff next!