Must say I don't get here near oft enough.
Get away from her you blaggard!
Oh, my, sounds like he's smitten. Poor choice in paramours, I must say!

[Knew what you meant, but could I resist an opportunity?]
The USMC of course 
Tsk, tsk; assigned to the COLONIAL office, of course. Marines, prop'a British ones, don't you know! Well, at least the officers...
Bit concerned about that driver fellow...
Doug