At last a KS we can all get behind.

[6milPhil]

Just brilliant.



https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1430411066/50-shades-of-vorpal

[fastolfrus]

And fully funded already.
Were you one of the $50 backers?

[AndrewBeasley]

Sweet.

Had problems with a couple of bits though:

$5500 We run spellcheck on the actual document Why bother?
+$50 Aspiring Game Designer. Add your character to the game. He's gotta be the most awesome character ever.  What happens if two folk add this - there can be only one!
+$5000 savior of the world. Name on the cover and we won’t send you a copy of this game.  At that level I would expect hand delivery no less...

Killer points though had to be:

$888 I eat the potato salad - reference to the BEST every KS?
Look at all these people making kickstarters. How hard can it be?  Maybe SJG and a few others could get help

I wish Yun well - some of that art work is good.

[6milPhil]

And fully funded already.
Were you one of the $50 backers?

Not until the "$1800 You fall in a pit and die." is unlocked. 

[Oldgamer]

I wonder if I could fund my wifes boob job on a KS?

Instead of stretch goals I could have stretch marks!

[beefcake]

Loving those stretch goals. Comes across as a bit arrogant though. 

[carlos marighela]

That's excellent and a nice change from Kickstarters where the backers get it in the behind.

My wife fancies some cosmetic surgery, I reckon I might give it a crack.

[Archie]

That is truly bonkers ... and its at over a thousand dollars!

[Sterling Moose]

 

[Cubs]

My wife fancies some cosmetic surgery, I reckon I might give it a crack.

... must resist obvious gags ... must resist ...

[carlos marighela]

... must resist obvious gags ... must resist ...

Sensible, my wife isn't someone to trifle with and she has a whole network of slightly psychotic Brazilian mummies to draw upon. Wales is closer than you think.