Wonderful!
"How about some fresh chicken, raja? For you only 5 rupies? What do you mean, "it looks like a crow"? So, maybe it is, but let me tell you, you let the memsahib make you a curry out of this, and you'll say 'I can't believe it is not chicken!' What do you say, amir, 3 rupies, and I'll let you keep the feathers?"