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You'd be surprised...
Although I have to tell you, the hacienda del Malamute has never been that much fun when I’ve visited...
If I want to be picky the girl dancing on the table has two calves that some more fitting for a midfielder for Manchester United
No, especially since he got that attack dog
It’s a hound apparently. Never call it a dog in the sēnor’s earshot. He will keeeel you!
(Although I did not know if he ever played football, more of a serious rugger type if you ask me... )
Nope, topless darts or snooker