Argentina had universal military service. There is a better than fair chance that if he is indeed an argentino, as opposed to Bill Armintrout dressed in a different wig to the one he uses when he’s being an assistant editor, then he might have retained any organisational idiosyncracies in his bonce. Of course having served as a conscript is a different proposition to having served in the Falklands. It was a fairly narrow class of men who were called up at the time and a even narrower group who were sent with the regiments deployed.
Far too many things just don’t stack up and never did, almost from the start. His timeline, his fantastical pre-Falkland career as law student and police marksman etc. I have travelled to Buenos Aires on numerous occasions. Fantastic military museum if you ever get the chance. Some years ago I happened to be in town and invited him to catch up for a coffee. He made some remark about going to Colombia. By curious coincidence, so was I in fact I was on my way to a month’s sojourn there. I remarked on the fact. In the twinkling of an eye that thread disappeared.
Make of that what you will.
Anyway apols for the thread hijack, back to normal programming riffing on the cultural tropes of my forebears.