Dudley Do-Right (mounted both backward and forward and on foot)
Nell Fenwick (strapped up for the rail tracks and mooning over Horse)
Snidely Whiplash (being both dastardly - twirling the 'stache- and running away in fear)
Inspector Fenwick/Narrator (being inspectorial)
and not to forget Horse.
I'll buy hordes of them, surely. Have fun and have at it. No, seriously! Get to work.