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Offline NickNascati

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Paleolithic arms dealer
« on: March 01, 2020, 08:03:44 PM »
Well, not really.  I did however make some axes and spears from scratch to enable some conversion in the next batch of Neanderthals I get.  Spears are carved entirely from a toothpick.  The axe handles are toothpick, with the blade being balsa.  I used wood glue to create the effect of the cord wrapped around the blades and spear points.

Offline Michi

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Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2020, 08:35:36 PM »
Wood and glue - well, these are perfect replicas and not models!  :D

Offline Lord Blackheart

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Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2020, 02:12:29 AM »
"This revolutionary new axe, use the latest Cro-Magnon technology. It smash Mammoth! It smash Cave Bear! It smash head of smart-arse  Cro-Magnon! And look... the blade still sharp. Order now and you get not 1 but 2 axe! And as special offer to you, you also get 4 stabby spear with possible aerodynamic potential for stabbing from long way away! Just 12 easy payments of 7 Sabretooth tusks per moon cycle. Shout your order now!"


Is what a Paleolithic arms dealer would say about your fine craftsmanship

Offline Metternich

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Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2020, 12:18:39 AM »
It dices, it slices, it even makes Julian fries.

Offline Irregular Wars Nic

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Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2020, 07:45:42 AM »
"This revolutionary new axe, use the latest Cro-Magnon technology. It smash Mammoth! It smash Cave Bear! It smash head of smart-arse  Cro-Magnon! And look... the blade still sharp. Order now and you get not 1 but 2 axe! And as special offer to you, you also get 4 stabby spear with possible aerodynamic potential for stabbing from long way away! Just 12 easy payments of 7 Sabretooth tusks per moon cycle. Shout your order now!"


Is what a Paleolithic arms dealer would say about your fine craftsmanship

 lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Offline vtsaogames

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Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2020, 10:13:33 PM »
Act now and we'll throw in this set of Ginzu stone-chipped knives!
And the glorious general led the advance
With a glorious swish of his sword and his lance
And a glorious clank of his tin-plated pants. - Dr. Seuss


My blog: http://corlearshookfencibles.blogspot.com/

Offline Metternich

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Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2020, 06:35:16 PM »
They chop, they slice, they dice.  You can even make julienne mammoth fries.

Offline FramFramson

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Offline Captain Harlock

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Re: Paleolithic arms dealer
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2020, 03:04:17 PM »
It will keeeeel