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Offline Froggy the Great

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2009, 05:04:22 PM »
Froggy,

Can you give up some details on how you did this?
I started with "Hungry Bertha" from the heroclix line.
I removed the bits of slime and fungus, then the lollypop, then did my best to remove as much of the stool as possible.
Then I emptied out her hands, and carved away the apron with a hobby knife.
The bottom was rebuilt with green stuff, and the pointy ears added with the same.
Then I added a chainmail bikini of sorts using putty.
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Offline warrenss2

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2009, 05:16:54 PM »
Fantastic!

You make it sound so simple.

I thought you might have modified Heroclix's "The Blob". Maybe the Blob was the bases for a mold for Bertha?

The Blob would make a good brother/hubby/boyfriend for her.

Thank you. I've got to try this... but for a zombie game. Maybe make her a zombie? GROSS!!! :o
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Offline HerbyF

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2009, 07:41:20 PM »
Udderly unbeleivable. But what is truely scarey is that I think I have seen here at a Sci-Fi con or two.
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Offline Alxbates

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2009, 08:26:31 PM »
There's still the top of the stool the original figure was sitting on in there somewhere. Best not to think about that.

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Offline Doc Twilight

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2009, 08:55:46 PM »
We've had a 300lb elven princess. We now have a 400lb elven princess.

Can we set a limit beyond which no-one will go? For the sake of humanity....!

Hmm... a wooden crane suspending a 500 pound Wood Elven damsel with pixie wings?;)

-Doc


Offline Doomhippie

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2009, 12:23:18 AM »
Hmm... a wooden crane suspending a 500 pound Wood Elven damsel with pixie wings?;)

-Doc



Now you've done it !!!
I won't be able to sleep tonight for fear of dreaming about something like that.  That's just despicable!
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Offline Froggy the Great

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2009, 01:35:39 AM »
I have no plans to realize this idea in miniature.

Offline Bako

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2009, 01:42:06 AM »
Hmm... a wooden crane suspending a 500 pound Wood Elven damsel with pixie wings?;)

Great, now someone will make it a reality! It is a rule of the internet!
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Offline Doc Twilight

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2009, 02:09:12 AM »
Consider the gauntlet to have been thrown;)

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Offline Froggy the Great

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2009, 03:32:50 AM »
Consider the gauntlet to have been thrown;)
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Offline Doc Twilight

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2009, 04:12:10 AM »
Oh, what's a hundred extra points and a crane?;)

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Offline Doomhippie

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2009, 01:14:31 PM »
That reminds me of a friend who visited a live action role-playing con and afterwards said something about having seen countless tasteless would-be "Galadriel Battleships"...

Oh well, in fantasy you are allowed to play what you ain't...

BUT I STILL WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE IT... (of course I'm a voyeur, so can somebody build this horrible 500pd porker?)

Offline Froggy the Great

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2009, 01:20:56 PM »

Offline Doomhippie

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2009, 05:01:21 PM »
Why do I even read this threat? I must be sick...  :o

Offline Dr. The Viking

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Re: 400-pound Elven Princess
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2009, 06:53:37 AM »
Froggy! That's amazing!

I can just hear the "You're just too good to be true" tune in the background! HAHAHAH!


You beat me to this on so many levels...  :D ;)
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